Finally finished Tales of Symphonia!

[NuttyFluffers]

and now my new life's goal is to find takumi miyajima, writer of the game's storyline, ... and beat the living shit out of him!
:D :argh:

what was a mildly amusing diversion turned into a laughable gordian knot of a plot filled with waaaaaaay toooooo muuuuuch filler. did we really need all those 'bonus boses,' all those plot jumps, twists, disconnects, and outright backflips? no.

first i'm going to headbutt takumi, :headbang: then spank him,:spank: kick him down,:kick: jump up and down on his body, :bounce: throw a heavy object on his prone form,:argh: puke on him,:puke: and then go have a smoke :smoke: and a bitchin' up of joe and a jelly donut :donut:

bastard. i'll find you yet miyajima! i'm learning japanese so i can hunt you down! you and those bastards that wrote the Xenogears storyline! that's right mofos, i'm coming for you! and ain't none of your Sailor Moon dress wearin' sumo wrestler CosPlay protectors gonna save ya!