Witch left homeless (Spoof)

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It was bad news today for Dortchen Wilde of Delamere Forest when local council officials closed down her home on basic failures of the building regulations.

Dortchen, locally known as The Wicked Witch, lived in a gingerbread house. Though nothing had been proven, she was strongly suspected in the case of disappearing children in the Delamere area. Trails of breadcrumbs litter the area around her house, causing a local rodent infestation, one of contributing factors that led to the local council to investigate her.
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