7-year-old steals car to avoid church

[Soylent Brice]

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:rofl:

[Strong Atheist]

1. Interesting... nt.

[Soylent Brice]

3. to me, the interesting part is that a 7 yr old could reach the petals

and see over the dash simultaneously. that's a big ass 7 yr old.

the actual act of stealing a car to avoid church makes perfect sense.

[moggie]

4. It's sorta in line with what he's been learning

If he's been paying attention to the Christians around him, he'll have picked up that you can get away with pretty much anything as long as you ask for forgiveness later.

[muriel_volestrangler]

5. Emo Phillips:

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."

[immoderate]

6. Actually, he couldn't.

He gave it a little gas, then popped up to see where he was going, repeat.

--imm

[charlie]

2. Gooo Speed Racer!

I hope the pastor treats him like a Prodigal Son and spares him any crap about straying from the flock.