What's the best definition of atheism you've ever heard (by best I mean Betty Bowers' kind of best)

[beam me up scottie]

Somebody else start, I'm feeling wishy-washy today and can't make up my mind...

[darkstar3]

1. It's not great, but...

A reasonable rejection of ridiculous revisions of reality.

[beam me up scottie]

2. This was one of the most idiotic:

Maybe more people are praying for the war to continue than are

praying for it to end. Maybe if everyone at DU were praying for it to end, it would.

But we'll never know due to the cynical atheism that abounds here.

It's always our fault.

[darkstar3]

3. Damn!

Where did THAT come from? There's like, 12 of us here.

[Soylent Brice]

4. i guess that means that 1 one of us has the power to negate up to

15,000 to 20,000 other DUer's prayers.

:shrug:

our minds are beyond powerful...



:rofl:

[enlightenment]

5. Kewl!

As long as I don't start looking like the Brain . . . it will mess with my hair-style.

[laconicsax]

10. When I see that picture, I think measles

Is it just me?

[beam me up scottie]

6. We have a fan club.

And its members are dwindling every day...

[lazarus]

7. I remember

being told by my pagan friends that their magic wouldn't work around me because I'm so cynical and skeptical.

[beam me up scottie]

8. Never underestimate the secret powers of Skepticism!

I've scared ghosts away just by being there.

[ZombieHorde]

11. Me too! I have been told ghosts go away when I am present.

I should charge everyone everywhere I go for this service.

[charlie]

9. Obstinacy

Cool Kid contrarian.

Because incredulity and scorn from my fellow citizens has made me sexy and too hip to handle.

*belch*

That's me. Atheist. Bad and nationwide.

....... NOT!