Lakestreet Creamery Ice Cream

[charlie]

It's an ice cream truck. Not any old truck, they make the stuff onboard and serve it to you fresh. Yum!

Aaaand... what of it, chuck? Ice cream for atheists?

No, not really. But take a look at their guarantee and disclaimer at the bottom of this page:

http://www.lakestreetcreamery.com/about.htm

If that doesn't tweak a grin out of you, then here's something from the same guys that will:

Kitten Wearing a Tiny Hat Eats a Tiny Ice Cream Cone

[sakabatou]

1. LOL at the guarantee.

Awww at the kitten.

[trotsky]

2. Darn, you got my hopes up.

Lake Street is a neat location in Minneapolis. Was hoping that place was local! Nope, not for me. But LOL at the guarantee and the video.

[charlie]

6. Well, if I had the choice

I'd rather be broke and picking my nose in Minneapolis, than eating ice cream in LA.

Nothin' against LA, I've just always idealized Minneapolis :)

[Warpy]

3. but I don't want to be a god

Too much responsibility.

[lazarus]

4. no responsibility at all

from what I can tell, gods don't have to do a damned thing to keep their worshipers.

[trotsky]

7. Even better than that.

As a god you can even shit all over them, and they'll STILL kiss your ass!

[charlie]

5. Not even for a waffle cone?

It seems to me the only responsibility Yahweh takes seriously is staying absent, so everyone can get a turn making up shit about who He is, where He is, and what He wants.

[trotsky]

8. Is there a malted milk ball at the bottom?

This place does that:
http://www.grandolecreamery.com

[charlie]

9. Wow

That's like the last bit before someone goes Mr Creosote all over the place.

He's gonna EAT IT! RUN!

[awoke_in_2003]

10. oops, there it is. nt