Joke: The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts

[YankeyMCC]

The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together.
“Oh, this is terrible,” exclaims St. Peter, “I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen. Since we weren’t expecting you, your quarters just aren’t ready… We can’t take you in and we can’t send you back….”
Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, “Lucifer, this is Pete. Hey, I got these three guys up here. They’re ours, but we weren’t expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up for ‘em. I was hoping you could put them up for a while. It’ll only be a couple of days. What d’ya say?”
Reluctantly, the Devil agreed.
However, two days later, St. Peter got a call.
“Pete, Lu. Hey, you gotta come get these three clowns.
This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody,
the Graham guy is saving everybody,
and that Oral Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning.”

[yellerpup]

1. Good one!

My Tulsa friends will like this one. :hi:

[onager]

2. So Mr. and Mrs. Billy Graham...

...were driving along a country road in North Carolina, many years ago on a snowy winter day.

Rounding a curve, they saw a car up ahead weaving all over the highway.

To his wife, Billy Graham said: "That poor fellow must be ill!" To himself he said: I better get around this damn drunk before he hits us.

Billy hit the gas. And a second later, his car hit a patch of ice. The Grahams' car left the road, flipped over thrice, and landed on its roof.

The drunk stopped his car and staggered over, reeking of cheap bourbon as he poked his head into the Grahams' car.

"Are you folks okay?"

"Yes, thank you!" said Billy. "JE-E-E-E-E-sus is riding with us!"

"Well, you better let him ride with me. You're gonna kill him."