Christian Side Hug (for those of you that don't frequent R/T)

[Goblinmonger]

I posted this video without comment in R/T. Holy shit. It is unbelievable both in the attitude it conveys and the horridness of the music. If you think Christian rock in general is just shitty musicians that can't make it in real rock, prepare yourself to see the levels that Christian white-boy rap descends to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw&feature=related

But with lyrics like this, I don't know how they don't have more followers:
"I'm a married man
You know I can hold hands
Front hug all day long
With no other demands
But as for all of you
Until you say "I do"
No front huggin' or PDA"

[awoke_in_2003]

1. To quote Hank Hill...

"You people aren't making Christianity better. You're just making rock n' roll worse!"

[onager]

2. Thanks! Awesomely vomit-worthy!

I watched the one with the on-screen lyrics, for maximum hilarity.

[charlie]

3. Bring back the Bible Belt record burners

They were right. Keeping teenage Godbots from music made after 1880 is best for decent society.

MC Tone Def's story is that it was a joke, which would make it some kind of weird inverse-Poe thing:

http://www.stereotruth.net/2009/12/exclusive-interview-christian-side-hug-creatorrapper

[TZ]

4. Xtians have also attempted to make ska very uncool with their shit

and I LOVE ska...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iUU6jTqB6k
This was posted on my Facebook wall awhile back to annoy me..It worked...:banghead:

[meeshrox]

8. Don't knock xtian ska...Five Iron Frenzy itsn't too terrible!

From my high school singer-in-the-praise-band days!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIrmPEyt0Nc&feature=related

[realisticphish]

5. The people who performed that

have claimed it was a joke, making fun of the stereotypes, etc.

The only problem is, the convention basically was 100% behind this. "HAHA We're joking! But seriously, hugging is an abomination before God"

[Goblinmonger]

6. If that was satire, then that "rap" group is

as bad at satire as they are at rap.

[onager]

10. They always claim it's satire when it blows.

In fact, that claim reminded me of a certain documentary about another band...

That's true. You know, if we were serious and we said "yes she should be forced to sniff...smell the glove" then you'd have a point you know but it's all a joke, isn't it, we're making fun of that sort of thing! - David St. Hubens

[Lucy Goosey]

7. They're totally gangsta. I can tell because there are sirens in the music.

"Front hugging" is a sin? I "front hug" my parents, siblings, and friends of both sexes.

Anyone who thinks a "front hug" is too sexual probably needs to get laid more.

[SkyDaddy7]

9. DID ANYONE NOTICE...

The lyrics say, "I'm a rough rider all filled up with Christ's love"

OK, maybe I am wrong but a "rough rider" is a term for unprotected anal sex, correct? So, the GUY, the MALE, singing claims he is a "rough rider" & he is "all filled up with Christ's love" WOW! Is that a subtle hint or what?

[JNelson6563]

11. More proof that there is no god.