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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-11 10:50 PM
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Best Bar Mitzvah Speech
Best Bar Mitzvah Speech
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JNelson6563 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-27-11 06:29 AM
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1. That was great!
Bright kid. Good questions. He's got a bright future.
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-11 06:15 PM
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2. Many years ago, I said to my rabbi...
"I don't want to be Bar Mitzvah! I don't want to read the Torah! I don't want to learn the Hebrew! And I don't believe in any of this!

The rabbi paused, and looked at me, and said, "What!? You think I believe it?"

Jews don't believe it. They wrote it.

--imm
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