They always have some 800-yr-old nun selling the ugliest, tackiest Catholic Xmas gear imaginable.
And I was raised as a white Southern Baptist - I know tacky. Many of my relatives favor those huge, gilt-framed portraits of Aryan Jesus. Where a swarthy Middle-Eastern rabbi somehow got morphed into a blond, blue-eyed beach boy who looks alarmingly like the bastard offspring of Billy Graham and Elvis Presley.
I remember falling off the couch laughing as I watched EWTN one Xmas. Sister Tyrannosaurus was pitching three "amazingly life-like" Baby Jesi for your creche. You had your choice of small, medium or life-size Baby Jesus. But there was a clear implication that only the faith-weak and maybe Presbyterians would cheap out for Small Baby Jesus. The truly faithful would go for the Super-Deluxe Life-Sized model. All major credit cards accepted.
Oh! I can also thank EWTN for telling me about the Pope's Movie Festival this month:
The next day was to be dedicated to “the priest in the collective imagination” and was to show the 2010 French film "Of Gods and Men" as well as Alfred Hitchcock’s 1953 drama "I Confess," starring Montgomery Clift as a Catholic priest.:rofl:
Have a little irony, Catholics, it's good for your blood...
http://www.ncregister.com/daily-news/catholic-film-festival-goes-to-rome/