Subject line which makes me sound like I might be OK.

[Goblinmonger]

Extensive prose in which it becomes clear that I REALLY like to hear myself talk.

Subtle jab to those that disagree with me.

Insincere call for "discussion."

*no intent to ever return to this thread again*

[laconicsax]

1. Subtle?

That's open to interpretation.

[Goblinmonger]

5. Shock that it has possibly been taken that way.

Verbose discussion of misperceptions with indications that said misperceptions are the root of what is wrong with those that don't agree with me.

[laconicsax]

12. I can tell from your response that you are deeply engages in tha dispute.

[WhollyHeretic]

2. I'm always amazed by the arrogance of some people especially when they live their lives

in accordance with a 2000 year old zombie story. Is that really something to get a swelled head about? I'm a big fan of zombie flicks but I'm not going to shuffle around moaning and trying to eat people.

[rhiannon55]

19. lol! "He came back for your brains!"

...and they surrendered them like sheep.

[rrneck]

3. You forgot

Insulate self from criticism and demand critics submit their position for approval.

Then start another thread and complain when you get busted.

[PassingFair]

4. Promises of future contact, but no PM...

sigh

[cleanhippie]

6. I wonder how long one of us would last if we pulled shit like that?

[Ninjaneer]

7. I just ignore anything that clown posts. n/t

[Goblinmonger]

8. Why, *sheepish grin* I have NO idea what you are talking about. n/t

[onager]

13. The R/T Clown Car is getting really crowded.

We got Googlus Maximus; that really stained and stinking piece of moldy carpet; the Gish-Galloping-Geezer; the Belligerent Buddhist (or something).

And the usual crew of "I'm an atheist/agnostic/non-believer BUT..."

That whole forum is getting to be almost as entertaining as...gosh, I don't know what. Maybe the "Snapped" episode about Brenda Andrew that I recently saw.

(Andrew was an Oklahoma City sunday-school teacher, married w/2 kids, who fell in lust with another sunday-school teacher. His day job happened to be...selling insurance! Pretty soon Andrew's hubby turned up shotgunned to death in the garage of their McMansion. With the ink barely dry on a spiffy new $800K life-insurance policy. The state of Oklahoma is kindly giving Brenda and her main squeeze a chance to test that Xian theory of "eternal life" - they both got the death penalty.)

Updated to add link! Wouldn't want any lurking nitpickers to accuse me of sloppy internet scholarship...

http://off2dr.com/smf/index.php?topic=5481.0

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Goes to ATA to be amused at the inevitable ''why was it locked'' whine

[Ninjaneer]

10. What is "ATA"? n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. The Ask The Administrators forum.

There's some good butt-hurt there to laugh at. The admin's responses sometimes are full of win.

[Ninjaneer]

15. Gotcha, thanks

:hi:

[laconicsax]

17. Field trip!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=437

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

18. Ooooooo look WHO has a question pending!

(Giddy with anticipation)

[laconicsax]

20. Looks like it's becoming a weekly feature. n/t

[onager]

14. Hey, I rated this Subject line:

We've established that you make careless statements, indifferent to the actual history...

I read that as "indifferent to bullshit Xian history revisionism served up with massive lashings of Google." So I'm good with it.

[Deep13]

16. If you do get an answer,...

...you completely misunderstood what the OP was talking about.