BiggJawn
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Mon Dec-05-11 10:00 PM
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I came home tonight and found a copy of "The Watchtower" jammed behind my doorknob...
Sorry I missed them when they called.
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Deep13
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Tue Dec-06-11 12:18 AM
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| 1. Are they watching you from a tower? nt |
uriel1972
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Tue Dec-06-11 01:35 AM
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| 2. are they the ones with the black helicopters? nt |
MarkCharles
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Tue Dec-06-11 07:32 AM
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| 3. My brother-in-law invites them in, and |
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talks to them for an hour or more as to why he is an atheist.
He figures he can plant a few seeds of doubt. But I doubt he's successful.
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Tue Dec-06-11 08:23 PM
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| 4. I believe Jimmy Hendricks wrote a tune about them. Hallelujah !! |
beam me up scottie
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Tue Dec-06-11 08:34 PM
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| 5. Back in the 80's they tried charging us for the literature they had left the day before. |
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My mom used it to kindle a fire so I couldn't give it back when they returned. I was like :wtf: is this fresh hell?
I gave them a very generous 60 seconds to get back in their car before I let the dogs out.
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Wed Dec-07-11 09:39 PM
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The Watchtower makes poor toilet paper...
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