This pirate walks into a bar...

[Kire]

...and the bartender notices that the pirate has a sterring wheel shoved down the front of his pants. The bartender says, "Do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" and the pirate says, "Argh, and it's driving me nuts!"

[CO Liberal]

1. A Pig Walks Into a Bar....

and orders a beer. He pays for it, drinks it, and askes where the rest room is. He used the restroom and leaves the bar.

A second pig walks in and orders a beer. He pays for it, drinks it, and askes where the rest room is. He used the restroom and leaves the bar.

A third pig walks in and orders a beer. He pays for it, drinks it, and askes where the rest room is. He used the restroom and leaves the bar.

A fourth pig walks in and orders a beer. He pays for it, drinks it, and askes where the rest room is. He used the restroom and leaves the bar.

Finally, a fifth pig walks in and orders a beer. He pays for it, drinks it, and heads for the door.

Bartender: "Hey - aren't you gonna ask where the rest room is?"

Pig: "Oh, no - I'm the little piggie that goes wee, wee, wee all the way home."

:-)

[Kire]

2. NICE!

thanks