white house fixtures

[medeak]

Subject: White house fixtures


>
>> Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a
> get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses
> of
> iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
>> When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see
>> that
> President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.
>>
>> That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just
> think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too.
> But
> I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!"
>>
>> Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White
>> House,
> she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the
> fact
> that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold
> urinal.
>>
>> That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed,
>> Hillary
> smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in your saxophone."

[Joe Chi Minh]

1. Good one!