One Liners, courtesy of Newsmax.com

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From Jay Leno's show last night:

Let’s see what’s going on. President Bush announced today he has begun his Christmas shopping. It’s easier for him now; every year there are fewer and fewer allies to shop for.

I don’t think President Bush really understood the meaning of Hanukah. After the candles were lit, he sang happy birthday and blew them out.

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was hospitalized earlier this week with a rapid heartbeat...After the doctors examined him, they replaced some of Arnold’s obsolete computer chips and reinforced his titanium exo-skeleton. He was good as new.

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