My new truck

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My new truck

I just got my new pickup truck, and returned to the dealer the next
day,complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The
salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!" He said, "Nelson! The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?
"Willie!" he continued...and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said
"Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but
I swerved in time to avoid them.

"ASSHOLES!" I yelled...The French National Anthem began to play,
sung by Jane Fonda and Condolisa Rice, backed up by Jeb Bush on guitar,
George Bush on drums and Rush Limbaugh on Keyboards.

Damn, I love this truck!

[Joe Chi Minh]

1. It's only a joke I know, but it would be a lot funnier if you left out

Jane Fonda and the French. No way do they deserve being lumped in with those three! It makes it sound like they're cut from the same cloth.

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2. I agree, but just passed it on as emailed to me. Should have edited it.