Texas Air Traffic Control

[reprobate]

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--
You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.
Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R --
Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--
You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 27L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.
We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 27L.- -Allah is Great !!"
Pause: .......... Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR
AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!!
WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts.
Y'all be careful now and tell
Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?