"Police Shot My Dad"... to the tune of "Feliz Navidad"

[FlyingSquirrel]

I apologize in advance for the many who will be offended by this song, but some humor is off-color and that's life in the big city..

:yoiks:

Police shot my dad
Police shot my dad
Police shot my dad, cause what he did made them really mad

Police shot my dad
Police shot my dad
Police shot my dad, he must have done something really bad

I wanna bail out my dad for Christmas
I wanna bail out my dad for Christmas
I wanna bail out my dad for Christmas but nobody will buy my car

I wanna bail out my dad for Christmas
I wanna bail out my dad for Christmas
I wanna bail out my dad but ma says there's no money left in the jar

Police shot my dad
Police shot my dad
Police shot my dad, Christmas this year will be really sad

Police shot my dad
Police shot my dad
Police shot my dad, he's just the third one I've ever had

I wanna bail out my dad for Christmas
I wanna bail out my dad for Christmas
I wanna bail out my dad for Christmas but they won't take my food stamp card

I wanna bail out my dad for Christmas
I wanna bail out my dad for Christmas
I wanna bail out my dad for Christmas cause he buys me drinks in the bar

I wanna bail out my dad for Christmas
I wanna bail out my dad for Christmas
I wanna bail out my dad for Christmas from the bottom of my heart

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[shenmue]

1. "Life in the city"? Where do you live, Dumb Shit City?

That is not life and that's not even close to funny. You're so worried about being offensive that you... posted it. Really.

I'm so overwhelmed by your compassion. :puke: :dunce:

Then again, drive-time radio is probably too intellectual for you...