Guy bought a car - Democratic Underground

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Sun Mar-29-09 11:03 PM
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Guy bought a car

A guy went and got one of those new Fords that had the voice activated system. As he was leaving the lot, he said "Red Hot Chili Peppers" and "True Men Don't Kill Coyotes" began playing. After a while he got bored with RHCP so he said "Steely Dan" and "Pretzel Logic" started playing.

As he came to an intersection another vehicle ran a red light, and the guy missed this second car by only a few inches. He yelled, "Idiot!" And from the speakers came a man's voice saying, "And now, ladies and gentlemen, former United States President George W. Bush..."

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