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Crewleader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 11:20 PM
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On the menu
A cannibal was walking in the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu...

Tourist:$5
Broiled Missionary:$10.00
Fried Explorer:$15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:$100.00

The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of
s**t it takes all morning."
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