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sailor65 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 11:40 AM
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Two guys walk into a bar.....
The third one ducks.
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Q3JR4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-17-09 03:17 AM
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1. Two fish were in a tank,
one turned to the other and said, "you man the turret, I'll drive."
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Q3JR4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-17-09 03:17 AM
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2. Two birds were standing on a perch,
one turned to the other and said, "do you smell fish?"
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Q3JR4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 04:10 PM
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3. What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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Q3JR4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 04:11 PM
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4. What's brown, sticky, and poky?
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The stick I'm poking you with.
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