but, the real Ian Paisley must have been abducted by aliens. It's that or Sinn Fein is using mind control techniques that makes him do their bidding. You just can't trust us Fenian Bastards!
To be serious though, I am shocked and happy to see the devolved government doing so well. 'The Glorious Twalfth' went well with only a few exceptions. If this keeps up, Paisley is going to be remembered as the Father of the 32-County Irish Republic. I'm joking about that but, damn, things are going well. I only wish that bastard would have acted like this 40 years ago. So many lives have been lost or ruined. And it was just so simple: Sit down and talk as equals.
Now, we need to decommission the loyalist paramilitaries.
OT but, tell Mr. Wonderful to check out Celtic's website. Some great videos and music.
http://www.celticfc.net/home.aspx
Willie Maley was his name
he brought some great names to the game
when he was the boss at Celtic Park
he taught them how to play football
he made the greatest of them all
Gallacher and Quinn have left their mark.
(chorus)
And they gave us James McGrory and Paul McStay
they gave us Johnstone, Tully, Murdoch, Auld and Hay
and most of the football greats
have past through Parkheads gates
for to play football the Glasgow Celtic way.