KOEB Meeting: 07/07/08 -- Rachel Pinch Hits Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:, all!

[SeattleGirl]

1. Hi Patsy!! Howdy all!!

Woohoo! It's Rachel again! :bounce: :bounce:

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

2. IS THIS ON TOPIC??

It's not about Keith Olbermann, ya know! :eyes:

:hi: everyone! Hope you had a great weekend!!

dg

[SeattleGirl]

5. Hi Wolvie!

You little devil you! :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

14. It never fails

every 4th of July, something weird happens in the Clubhouse.....

:rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

6. I almost didn't post the thread

because of that. :hi:

[WolverineDG]

10. Jeepers Creepers

doncha just love self-appointed traffic cops? :eyes:

What would Keith have to say on that topic, I wonder? ;)

dg

[bleever]

8. Sorry, this isn't the "On Topic Forum".

Take it somewhere else.

:)

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

13. LOL

:loveya: bleev!

:hi:

dg

[ralps]

3. Hi Patsy, Hi Everyone!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

9. Hey ralps!

The kitty/puppy gif is one of my faves! :hi:

[ralps]

19. Hi SeattleGirl!! Thanks!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

4. McCain sounds like he's talking to a kindergarten class.

"We'll find our OWN oil!"

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

12. Hi bleever!

McSame is so full of crap!

:hi:

[SharonRB]

7. Yay!

Trying to do my nails so may not be posting much. Big Keith news? Could he be on his honeymoon?

[Patsy Stone]

11. Nope

I think it's that he'll be hosting football crap with Dan Patrick.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

15. Hi Sharon!!

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

17. Berry is soooo gonna get you for that one

:hi: Sharon!! I turned my office calendar to the wrong week & thought you were coming to Austin THIS weekend! :dunce:

dg

[Berry Cool]

61. I got her, didn't I?

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

60. SHUT YO MOUTH.

Don't even TALK about it, Sha-Sha dear...

*whew* I had to stay late and entirely REDO something I could have done right the FIRST time if only I'd received the right instructions...and it so happened I had an 8:10 bus I could catch so I stayed on long enough to see that Rachel was hosting tonight (I suspected as much when people said she wasn't on TV earlier today but had a pinch-hitter for her radio show so she could do TV today!), then left. But I decided as long as Keith wasn't on I would shop before coming home.

Then I get home and see the wonderful news...I shoulda known! I was listening to the first two recorded hours of Dan's radio show at work and he kept hinting at mentioning his "return to TV" in the third hour, but I couldn't find a recording of the third hour of his show posted anywhere! Annoying as hell! Then I got so knotted up in my work I forgot all about it.

But now I'm happy! What terrific news! (And much better news than "Keith's on his honeymoon." :puke: Perish the thought, woman!)

[bleever]

16. Editor's Note:

Rachel may have to dial back the early segment snark.

Remember, girl, this is the newscast of record for your network. :patriot:

[Berry Cool]

62. Yeah. Because, as we all know, Keith is NEVER snarky or sarcastic

when he introduces the top story. :rofl:

I love Rachel's snark.

[bleever]

70. Me too,

and maybe I was overly sensitive because I want to see Rachel grow into this in the best way possible.

[Patsy Stone]

18. #5 Balanced Fudge It

No, Rachel. Just speaking for myself, I don't even trust McCain to turn on the correct TV channel at the correct time let alone be in charge of the economy.

[RevCheesehead]

71. Which may, finally explain that Batman thing...

McSame Bat time, McSame Bat channel.

[GigiMommy]

20. YAAAAAAAAAY!!!! Hubby's Home!!! Hi All!!

Cassie's happy that her Daddy's home!:bounce:

:hi: Hope everyone had a great holiday!

[Patsy Stone]

21. Hey, G!

Excellent news! I'm sure he brought her lots of lovely prezzies, too!

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

24. Hi Patsy!!!

:hi: No goodies this time. WAAAAAY too busy (between LOTS of matches and rain delays).

[Patsy Stone]

26. I know

What an exciting final! Amazing tennis.

[GigiMommy]

37. Incredible!

...and during the tournament. Nadal was staying in a house across the street from where Hubby was staying. BIG party, lots of noise when Spain won the Euro 2008 Championship.

[Patsy Stone]

40. Viva Espana!

[SeattleGirl]

22. Hi Gig!

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

29. HI SG!!!

:hi: My brother REALLY was IMPRESSED about Seattle (I think he liked it a lot). He got back yesterday.

[SeattleGirl]

31. That's so cool!

I'm glad he liked it!

[Patsy Stone]

23. Thanks for skewering the MSM for the flip-flop on Iraq BS, Rachel!

:loveya:

[bleever]

28. How come * gets away with lies, and Obama

is in trouble for the smallest nuance?

[SeattleGirl]

30. Because he's a Democrat.

Simple as that, unfortunately.

[Patsy Stone]

34. Well

first there's the matter of who knows who. Then, over here, you got favortism.



:hi:

[bleever]

38. Okay then.

Policeman in Arizona house: What did the pyjamas look like?
Nathan Arizona Sr.: I don't know - they were jammies! They had Yodas 'n' shit on 'em!

[Berry Cool]

63. That was great.

How refreshing.

[ralps]

25. IMO Keith really needs to wear glasses like Richard Wolfe's!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[ralps]

27. Well is the big Keith announcement his engagement Or Football related?

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:

[WolverineDG]

32. If it's an engagement

we'll have to put Berry on suicide watch..... :scared:

dg

[GigiMommy]

33. How my gosh...

what could that be!?! Berry? Where's Berry?

[Berry Cool]

64. I don't suppose it ever occurred to anyone

that maybe the reason I was missing might be that he was announcing his engagement to ME...

...NOOOOOOOO. *sigh*

But what is this about ME being the one who has to be on suicide watch? Why me? :shrug: I'm not worried.

Keith isn't marrying Katy.

How do I know?

'Cause they don't sell wedding gowns at Limited Too.

[Botany]

35. Go Rachel

Drive by blog .....

So Obama was telling the truth but the right wing and the media
were spinning falsehoods about Barack?

No shit get used to it ... if Obama sneezes it will be "Is Obama hiding an
illness fromt the public?"

If Obama talks to a white farmer in Montana it will be .... "Obama is now
trying to shed his liberal background."

As of now Obama v McCain is shaping up to be an Ohio State v Northwestern game.

All they got is the slime.

[GigiMommy]

36. Chris...you're NOT Don Johnson.

Let me introduce you to

[Patsy Stone]

39. These days

even Don Johnson isn't Don Johnson.

[Patsy Stone]

41. I just noticed...

The way the pictures in the OP are lined up, it looks like Rachel's sleeve continues on to Keith's neck.

[WolverineDG]

43. That's like, weird man nt

[Patsy Stone]

45. Total celestial harmony

Ommmmmm.

[WolverineDG]

46. Duuuuuuuude

:smoke:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

42. Okay, that anti-Obama ad where he's portrayed as "Dr. No"

had some real swingin' graphics.

[SeattleGirl]

44. Yeah, daddio!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

47. Are you

hip to my jive, man?

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

48. So hip,

I'm the bees knees!

[ralps]

49. Yay!! Keith & Dan Patrick together again!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[GigiMommy]

54. Hey Ralps! Cassie says "NICE KITTY"!

"I WONDER IF THAT KITTY CAN LIFT FRECKLES?" :rofl: :bounce:

[ralps]

56. Hi GigiMommy! & Cassie LOL Maybe?? Is Freckles a heavy Doggy?

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[GigiMommy]

57. Freckles says "NO WAY!" "I DON'T LIKE BEING PICKED UP!"

[Berry Cool]

65. See?

Now THAT's a couple that belongs together! :applause:

[GigiMommy]

50. Whew...Berry will be happy!

:rofl:

[Rhiannon12866]

51. Keith is getting back together with Dan Patrick.

I have to let my friend know, since she's a sports fan and loved their show... :-)

[Patsy Stone]

52. Loved the Keith mask!

Rachel, you're right, you can't do Keith's voice.

Berry, if you missed it, Keith will be on Dan's show tomorrow during the 11 o'clock hour. :hi:

[WolverineDG]

53. And he's not engaged

yet

:hi:

dg

[Berry Cool]

67. Good Lord. I'm glad I WASN'T around for the livecast tonight.

Way too many "Big Keith News!" alerts. You guys would have driven me crazy.

[Berry Cool]

66. I got it!

Now, if Rachel could just hold up the Keith mask all week. :rofl:

[DeepModem Mom]

55. Hi, gals! (And I think it looks like only gals in the clubhouse tonight.) Since I'm...

an article-posting fool, I just posted the news we've just heard about Dan and Keith in article form.

I'm sure we'll hear from Berry, with suitable commentary, in the near future.

Hi, all!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

68. How'd ya ever guess????

Some things are kinda predictable, eh?

[Patsy Stone]

58. Editing my subject line

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=6467668&mesg_id=6467668

Because I realized what this was, after a momentary burst of outrage.

[SharonRB]

59. OMG

That's pretty funny!

[Berry Cool]

69. If you think THAT example of "24/6 News" is funny,

you have to try this one:

http://www.236.com/news/2008/03/21/keith_olbermanns_penis_is_not_5328.php

Yeah, I know, the URL alone is intriguing, no? :rofl:

But I admit, I found the "video" (actually, it's the audio that's killer) hysterical...

Yeah, God's sending me to Hell, but that's OK.