KOEB 7-28-08 -- Forget About Pollin' Edition.

[bleever]

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

1. Hi bleev!

:hi: Thanks for the pic of Keith. I love that one.

Good to see ya with Keith back where he belongs.

[SeattleGirl]

5. Hi Berr!

Haha! Richard Wolff just said that the two campaigns are on two different speeds. I'll say. McSame is an old 72 rpm record! :rofl:

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

2. Hi bleev! Howdy all!

McSame is a lying sack o' crap!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

3. That he is.

:hi: Hi SG! How's your lawyer hunt going?

[SeattleGirl]

6. Haven't found one yet, but I'm still looking!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

4. Good evening...

How's every little thing? :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

9. Hi ya, Pats!

I'm good today.

How's by you?

:hi: :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

14. Glad to hear it!

I'm not doin' too badly at all, thank you. :hi:

John McCain: Country First.... :eyes:

[SeattleGirl]

17. I'm glad Keith is ripping McSame on that despicable ad!

Rachel did a fine job of it on her show too!

[Patsy Stone]

44. The swiftboating of Obama without the swiftboats.

:puke:

[SeattleGirl]

45. Exactly!

McSame makes me sick! :puke:

[Berry Cool]

13. Hi, Pats.

:hi: Oh, here comes the lying sack of crap McCain ad.

[Patsy Stone]

7. That Frank Rich column was great.

And if anyone has not seen Keith on The Soup, please do not miss. Although it seems like he's going to show it again.

[SeattleGirl]

10. What Frank Rich column?

A new one?

[Patsy Stone]

19. Yesterday's:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6544984

[SeattleGirl]

22. Thanks! I'll definitely give it a read.

[SeattleGirl]

135. Thanks again, Patsy

That was a great piece!

[Patsy Stone]

136. You're very welcome!

He totally nailed it.

[my2sense]

8. Hi Everyone!!

:hi: :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

12. Hi jazzy!

How are you?

:hi:

[my2sense]

30. Doing much better now that KO is on...

Hope you had a good weekend.

[SeattleGirl]

34. I did!

Went to the Bellevue Arts Festival on Saturday, and a birthday party at the neighbors' on Sunday.

[my2sense]

132. Did you find any treasures at the Arts Festival? n/t

[SeattleGirl]

133. Lots and lots of them,actually.

Most of which I can't afford (this is no little show for crocheted doilies!).

But I did get a couple of small prints done by an artist I really like!

[Berry Cool]

24. Hi jazzy!!

:hi: I understand you wandered into our midst last week and decided you liked it. Glad to have ya.

[my2sense]

32. thank you - you all are so kind

:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

35. Hey!

You came back!! :hi:

[GigiMommy]

115. Jazzy, HI!!

:hi: Nice to see you again!

[RevCheesehead]

11. Hi, KOEBabes and dudes!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

15. Rev!!!

How are ya, girl?

:hi: :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

18. Hey, Girrrrrrl!

:hi: :loveya:

You doin' OK? :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

26. Feelin' okay today (though nothing has really changed).

One of my sisters called me last night, and the moment I said "Hello", she said "What's wrong?" My sissies can hear the slightest change in my voice, I swear! She was as gob smacked as everyone else who know what happened with my job.

:hug:

[Berry Cool]

20. REV!!!!!

:loveya: You're a sight for sore eyes. How the hell are ya??

[RevCheesehead]

25. Welcome back, Berry!

I'm OK.
But spill: How was YOUR weekend? :hi: :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

40. All right. Not much to spill, though.

I'm just kind of here.

[ralps]

16. Hi bleever, Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

21. Hi ralps and kitties!

:hi:

[ralps]

31. Hi SeattleGirl!! How are you doing? Hugs!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grouphug:

[SeattleGirl]

36. Had a nice weekend!

Hope you're doin' well too!

[RevCheesehead]

28. Hey ralps!

Is it 24/7 Brett Favre coverage in Milwaukee? They're more fanatical than the Green Bay media!

:hi: to Crook, too!

[ralps]

33. It was on Saturday, but I haven't watched the news today

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:

[GigiMommy]

117. Hi Ralps!!!

:hi: Love the kitties!:loveya:

[my2sense]

23. "Like it's been a century" - I think that was a dig at

McCain regarding Obama's last trip to Iraq.....:rofl:

[CBHagman]

27. I am dying to say this.

I am DYING to say this.

(CENSORED) John McCain. :grr:

[SeattleGirl]

29. Hi CB!

I hear ya! I'm dying to say the same thing!

[CBHagman]

38. And the git could have the decent thing, but...

...they didn't call John McCain "McNasty" in high school for nothing. I've had quite enough of mean, spiteful members of the GOP.

Anyway, hi, SeattleGirl! :hi: Smiles for you, not for the above-mentioned git.

[SeattleGirl]

42. Wow, I didn't know that!

So, he's pretty much been McNasty all his life, huh?

(Guess I'm not THAT surprised!

[RevCheesehead]

37. Don't hold back.

We can take it. :)

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

43. Don't hold back CB, tell us how you really feel!

:hi: Hi to you and ralps!

[Patsy Stone]

46. And

his little yellow teeth, too.

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

120. Hi CB!

:hi:

[CBHagman]

129. Hi, GigiMommy!

When is someone going to remake Richie Valens's "Oh, Donna" as "Obama"?

[GigiMommy]

131. What a cool idea!

:thumbsup:

[RevCheesehead]

39. A "salty" curse word?

Isn't that redundant?

And what word is he referring to?

[Patsy Stone]

41. Aaarrrr

:hi: Happy Monday!

[Berry Cool]

48. I'm looking forward to another excuse to say "Arrrr."

So glad Rupe's going to get it again tonight.

Rachel!! :bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

49. Hey, Patsy!

How are the kitties doing?

And seriously - what was the curse word? :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

50. I think it was the F word.

ed: I thought Condi said it.

[GigiMommy]

84. Hi Patsy!!! Aarrrrr!!

:hi: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

101. Aaarrrrr

:hi: How cool that Cassie's able to get out and about. That's gotta make her feel like it's Summer.

[SeattleGirl]

47. RACHEL!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

52. Oh, and guess who's going to be in my backyard tomorrow?

Please. If only we could get him to change his mind and NOT come.

[Patsy Stone]

63. Another sausage and fudge restaurant?

Or something better?

[Berry Cool]

71. Nope, it's not Grampy.

It's... :scared: ... MMMMMBUUUUUUSH. :scared:

[GigiMommy]

51. RACHEL!!! OK I'm late!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

54. Hi Gigi!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[GigiMommy]

59. Hi SG!!!!

:hi: How are you doing!?! Cassie's doing much better. She's at a friend's house for a play date. Her summer's not totally lost after all. :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

60. Yay!!!

How was her sleepover?

:bounce:

[GigiMommy]

65. She had SOOOOOOOO much fun!

AND this week, she's at an Art Camp at the Historic Pewabic Pottery.

http://www.pewabic.com/index.htm

:bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

67. Woohoooo! How fun is that?

:bounce:

[Berry Cool]

91. That's terrific.

Happy to hear it.

[Berry Cool]

66. Hi GGM!

:hi: Better late than never!

[GigiMommy]

80. Hi Berry!!!

:hi: Yep! Hooray!:applause:

[Patsy Stone]

53. And Keith busts out the Media Matters numbers showing Obama with more negative coverage!

:woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

57. Yeah!

Oh, and have you guys heard...the G-men are conducting a raid in Cuyahoga County. This is interesting.

[RevCheesehead]

58. I told ya your phone was tapped.

But no, you refused to believe.

[Berry Cool]

73. Hey!

I say hi to Agent Mike every time I get on the blower!!!! :-(

[SeattleGirl]

79. I do that quite often too.

[Patsy Stone]

61. Just saw the story on the front page.

Nice.

[bleever]

70. That's a tantalyzing tidbit.

If only Ken Blackwell could get his turn in...the BIGHOUSE!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

85. That

would be s-wEEEEEt.

[Berry Cool]

96. Perhaps whatever they're doing will connect to his election rigging.

We can only hope. Right now, all we know is it has to do with "corruption," and obviously Dems are being ransacked too.

Curiouser and curiouser. I'll have to break my taboo against the local news and watch it tonight.

[Patsy Stone]

55. Keith had a little trouble with the words there for a second. n/t

[Berry Cool]

78. He had to try it again in English.

Didn't even say "MMMMBUUUUSHED" tonight.

[RevCheesehead]

87. It must be jetlag.

Keith - the answer is, don't go to LA. Ever.

[Berry Cool]

99. Yeah...and stay far, far away from anything or anyBODY

from LA.

Unless she's a member of the KOEB, of course. :rofl:

All right, Keith did his first "arrrr" during the bumper tease. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

92. It was like he was swallowing his tongue.

I was just waiting for him to do one of those violent Chester Cheetah things.

[SeattleGirl]

56. Hahahahaha on Cheney!

Just stay in your bunker, asshole!!!

[RevCheesehead]

62. THANK YOU, KEITH!!!!

And I'm sure Brett thanks you, too. :loveya::loveya::loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

64. Keith lurves you Rev!

:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

69. While that may or may not be true....

Keith does recognize stupidity when he sees it. Fortunately, he has a forum for pointing it out. :)

And, thanks! :) :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

86. And she thinks Keith wants to stay away from her. If so, why does he shout out to her all the time?

Oh, and thanks Jonathan Turley, for bringing us KOOS.

[RevCheesehead]

89. Shadowy KOOS.

Oooh! I think I just got excited. :P

[GigiMommy]

68. Hi Rev!!!

:hi: You know...the Lions are begging (PRAYING) that Brett stays home.:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

72. If the Lions were smart, they'd be trying to get him.

Rumor has it Brett is even willing to play for the Vikings. :scared:

Oops! Forgot to say Hi! :hi:

[GigiMommy]

94. And now we know the reason why the Lions are...

one of the FEW teams left NOT to have gone to the Super Bowl. THEY DON'T THINK!!!:banghead:

[RevCheesehead]

98. I knew they were in trouble the moment they got rid of Mooch.

And Brett really, really wanted Mooch to be interviewed for the Packers job, but the GM refused to even talk to him.

:think: Hey - would you guys like Ted Thompson (the GM)?

[GigiMommy]

128. They're so inept, I COULD RUN THAT TEAM BETTER!

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[Berry Cool]

105. Can you blame him, really?

Those guys really know how to run a boat cruise.

[Berry Cool]

82. Keith's singin' "I love my Brett Favre..."

"...come and do the Lambeau Leap with me!" :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

93. And if Brett ends up getting traded,

Keith can do the Lambeau Leap with me! :D

[bleever]

104. Maybe the KOEB should draft Brett.

Worth a try, at least.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

107. Can I keep him in the boiler room?

:bounce::bounce: Pretty please??? :bounce::bounce:

[bleever]

137. Not until

I get my safety monocle.

[GigiMommy]

130. Hi Bleev!!!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

119. Why do I get the feeling

you'd rather do the Lambeau Lambada with Keith?????? :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

124. That, my dear,

is called "projection." :P

[Berry Cool]

127. I sure hope so.

:evilgrin:

Yeah, as if you NEVER allow such thoughts to cross YOUR pure, saintly mind. :rofl:

[Botany]

74. So the DoJ investigated the DoJ and found out that the DoJ broke the law ....

.... and it was only Ms. Monica Goodling who broke the law .... the same former
# 3 person @ the DoJ who could not answer the question if something was legal
or not.

Ms. Goodling step forward and fall on your sword please.

So voter suppression, jailing a governor, rigging elections, media manipulation,
paying off the press, caging lists, civil rights abuses,
doing the work of Jack Abramoff, spying on Americans, lying under oath,
protecting the President after he breaks the law, destruction of evidence,
and firing people if they don't hold phony trials is against the law?

Who knew????? :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

83. Or take a seat under the bus, please.

Hiya, Cuddles. :hi:

[Botany]

90. And as you are under the bus .... pray that Jesus will keep the wheels

from crushing you .....

Another Pat Robertson warrior for Jesus ..... Ms. Goodling.

:hi: Fun Buns!

[RevCheesehead]

100. Fun Buns???

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[GigiMommy]

111. Hi Botany!!!

:hi:

[Botany]

118. Did I ever tell all of you that you are my Fav?

Please don't tell the others

[SeattleGirl]

95. Hi ya Bot!

:hi:

[Botany]

103. Did I ever tell all of you that you are my Fav?

Late meal conmigo????????????????



Maybe waterboarding might help these shits to remember a thing or two.

[SeattleGirl]

110. Right after the show,

I'll sneak upstairs and get MrSG's credit card! :evilgrin:

And yes, a little waterboarding might help them recall a few things!

[Botany]

126. Skip the waterboarding ..... give me 5 minutes alone with them

:bounce:

Alberto would crack in 1 minut ..... Monica might take longer.

[SeattleGirl]

75. Oh, Monica

You are in BEEEEEEG trouble now!

[SeattleGirl]

76. Jonathan!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[bleever]

77. "To Serve Bush"

"It's a cookbook! A really, really bad cookbook!"

[RevCheesehead]

106. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

:spray:

[Berry Cool]

108. No one wants to eat THAT cooking.

Yikes. :scared:

[Patsy Stone]

81. So Gonzo and Goodling are guilty...

and absolutely nothing will happen to him. She'll lose her license (but, as Keith says, she'll get back the box tops back she had to sent in for it).

They will never be brought to justice. Never. :banghead:

[Botany]

97. No the DoJ investigation showed that only Monica did anything wrong

It cleared Alberto V.O. Lie of everything.

[Patsy Stone]

102. She's the mastermind, huh?

:rofl:

[Botany]

116. Did I ever tell all of you that you are my Fav?

Yes the very same Monica was the brians behind everything .... the same girl who could not
answer if something was legal or not ..... Although she did give up vote rigging
i.e. voter caging operations she ran ... her repug lawyers gave her the shut up
sign big time.

[RevCheesehead]

113. It's a shame that he won't remember any of it.

Being cleared, that is.

[Berry Cool]

112. And she'll go on to a job in a nice cushy Republican think tank.

Her career or her reputation won't be the least bit damaged by any of this.

Meanwhile there are people out there with multiple degrees who have been out of work for a year.

[SeattleGirl]

88. I would LOVE to see Alberto lose his license!

I'd love it even more to see his ass behind bars!

[Patsy Stone]

109. LOFL! Keith's Dick Morris impression was CLASSIC!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

121. We love our Prostitute Toe-Sucker!

[ralps]

114. Today's worst person in the world is Ret. Col. Allen West for thinking Al Jazeera wanted

wanted to kidnap him!! LOL :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

123. Never let it be said that Keith engages in shameless self-promotion.

Noooo, neeeeeever. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

122. "I will tear out your endocrine system."

Is another homage. This time to a clip from the freaky scary Gary Busey.

[Berry Cool]

Well, will ya look at that? Dan Abrams is in LA.

They must be taking shifts!

[Patsy Stone]

125. Is Dan wearing a maroon jacket??

:scared:

[Berry Cool]

134. Looks like it to me, yeah.

Tie goes with it. Light blue shirt, not so much.