KOEB Meeting 9/3/08 Won't This Chick Ever Shut Up? Thread Continuation

[Berry Cool]

Carry on...

[Berry Cool]

1. "And, please don't forget, he was a POW. Thank you."

"Yes, a POW. So he deserves to be president. And I was mayor of a small town so I deserve to be vice president and get my own sitcom or reality show. Thank you."

[Berry Cool]

2. And she can't even pronounce Lancaster, Ohio.

It's LAN-c'STER, not LAN-CAST-er.

[Patsy Stone]

3. No shit.

Get OFF the stage! Is this longer than McCain's speech tomorrow night?

[SeattleGirl]

4. Dayam! Cindy looked like she was cheering the local football team on

when Failin finished her speech.

[Patsy Stone]

5. "Eeee-vul"

"Eeeeeee-vul."

[GigiMommy]

6. Now...is this nightmare over yet?

[SeattleGirl]

7. Finally!

[Frisbee]

10. I'm on TIVO...

15 minutes to go. ARGHHH!!!

[Patsy Stone]

12. The Little Old yellow-toothed man is still on my TV.

I had to rewind during the "speech" a few times.

[Berry Cool]

8. Keith: "Well, it appears to be over."

:rofl:

"People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like."

Leave it to Keith to come up with the perfect tautology! :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

13. Um, Tweety...Norma Rae she ain't.

Norma Rae wanted a UNION. A union is the LAST thing these people want.

"Norma Rae by way of Tracy Flick." :rofl: Oh, Keith... :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

9. She cheeked McCain

and didn't even look at him. Oopsie.

[SharonRB]

11. Tweety was surprised she didn't remind him of Hillary at all?

He didn't seriously think she would, did he?

[SeattleGirl]

14. Well, other than the Hillary remark, I think he didn't see the same speech.

He's actually giving that fucking twit props. :puke:

[Berry Cool]

17. Ladies and gentlemen, we are all dumber

just for having listened to that speech.

[Berry Cool]

23. First "She hit it out of the park" declaration.

From an Alaskan. Fancy that!!!!!!

[Patsy Stone]

24. Judy and Rudy

Loved her. Big surprise.

[Patsy Stone]

16. Stunning, isn't it?

I was sure she'd be an exact duplicate.

[SharonRB]

15. Norma Rae by way of Tracy Flick?

:rofl:

They think this was great? What else would I have expected, I guess.

[SharonRB]

18. Good point, Keith

Let it all hang out now, Joe. I can't wait for the debate.

[SeattleGirl]

21. Biden better not pull any punches.

Not after the shit she said tonight.

[SeattleGirl]

19. I am so fucking PISSED OFF after watching that, that, THING!

I can't even describe how angry I am right now.

If I were face to face with her, I'd grab her by the collar and bitch-slap the shit out of her.

Sorry, folks, that's how I feel.

And really, I'm not a violent person, but GAD!!!

[SharonRB]

22. I second that emotion n/t

[Berry Cool]

27. Don't worry, Joe will pummel her for us

and when he does, she will cry and everyone will say "How DARE he pick on a GIRL????"

[SeattleGirl]

30. Well then, if they do, then the M$M will need to play parts of this

speech tonight, just to remind them that she drew first blood.

Oh wait. What am I thinking?

The M$M? Oy.

[Patsy Stone]

25. Now you know exactly

what she'll be doing for the next two months. You just heard all of it.

[bunny planet]

41. Your reaction is exactly how I know I would have felt if I'd listened to it.

I'm so glad I didn't. I hope the evil bitch has to withdraw, more and more crap is coming out about her every minute. I'll be damned if some right wing lunatic is going to tell my daughter she has no rights over her own body and that my son has to go fight in Gawd's army. Fuck this.

[SharonRB]

20. Okay, I can't stand this anymore

These women from the Florida delegation are pushing me over the edge. They think she's perfect for the job and she and McSame will keep us safe. As safe as Bush has kept us? Sheesh!

[Patsy Stone]

26. Thanks to that heads up

I fast-forwarded through them. :hug:

[Berry Cool]

29. What I find amusing is Rudy claiming that McLame won his party's primaries so much more convincingly

than Obama won his party's. Why, Hillary almost beat him! Whereas, when it came to McSame, no one else even came close!!

Rudy is BRAGGING about how BADLY he was trounced and what a LOSER he is!!!!!

[GigiMommy]

28. Something is sinister about this whole thing

but I just can't put my finger on this. NO ONE and I mean NO ONE TRULY BELIEVES that this woman is qualified for the position of the Vice Presidency.

[SeattleGirl]

31. That's what the Pukes do, though.

What they DON'T do is think, or use logic, or anything.

They just drink the Koolaid and do what they're told.

[Berry Cool]

32. Ladies and gentlemen, we have just met the REAL Manchurian Candidate.

I don't worry about her tonight. I worry about her four years from now, by which time she will already be considered more "experienced" than Abe Lincoln, even if she's done nothing but spend more time being governor of Alaska.

She is a female Ronald Reagan. She is their dream come true. They will do everything they can to someday make her not vice president, but president. And if they can do it after four years of what they can convince people is Democratic failure, they will.

And then, folks, we will truly be living in the time of the Handmaid's Tale.

[Berry Cool]

33. At least Tom Brokaw is truth-squadding them.

They say they'll get rid of that horrible corrupt insider-ridden Washington, but THEY'VE BEEN RUNNING IT FOR EIGHT YEARS!!!!!

[Berry Cool]

34. Good Lord, they're doing the roll call NOW?????

:boring:

[Berry Cool]

35. "I just have to say it...it's PUN-DIT, not PUN-DINT."

:rofl: Oh, how I :loveya: you, Keith.

[Berry Cool]

36. "Dolores Umbridge, for those familiar with the Harry Potter canon."

KEITH!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!

THESE ARE THE KINDS OF MOMENTS I LIVE FOR!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

37. Keith comes out with a Harry Potter reference

Compares Sarah Palin to Dolores Umbridge. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

38. Chuck, she not only didn't talk about any social conservative issues

She didn't talk about anything except hockey moms and McCain. Oh, and oil.

[bunny planet]

39. So, I didn't watch the speech.

How was she? A fundaholic clusterfuck, the church lady, a barracuda. What? Give the good news and the bad news, I can take it.

[Patsy Stone]

43. Here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6917139

The nasally voice nearly killed me.

[bunny planet]

40. Mr.Bunny watched a little of it, said she was like Reese Witherspoon in election

He turned it off because it was distasteful after awhile, he wanted to know his enemy, but not that well.

[bunny planet]

42. I hear Keef just called her

Deloros Umbridge.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6917231

Now, I have to go watch.
That is a priceless description, and I didn't even see the speech.

[Berry Cool]

44. Keith just pointed out that she insulted all community organizers.

I love Keith more than ever.

[CC]

45. First thing I thought.

Also insulted all those that community organizers help. Don't know about you all but this small town (and county) is dependent on community organizers and the community fire department that is run by community organizers. I will be sure to point out how hilariously funny and wasteful this repuke party thinks all their good (and important) works are.


Tried to get on earlier but Mr. 911 must of broke the DU. waiting to catch the re-air of the Daily Show now since my mom called screaming about Mr. 911 and then Ms. Failin. I also got to tell her about the affair story out there. She started to say they were bs then remembered they were right about Edwards. :evilgrin:

[Berry Cool]

46. Governor Palin, go sell nasty someplace else.

We've already had eight years of it.

Keith says "Savannah can go, you can stay where you are." Thanks, Keith, don't mind if I do. :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

47. Well, time for bed.

Well, I will watch the Daily Show first. I hear it was classic!