KOEB 10-22-08 McCain channels Bob Dole edition

[SharonRB]

[SharonRB]

1. KO beats Bill-O by 20%

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

9. Oh, Billow was on "The View" today.

They showed him what a horse's ass he really is. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

2. I want a $150,000 shopping spree.

Damn, he really should have picked me.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

3. Me, too

And I'm not falling for the meme that they're going to donate it to charity after the election. I don't see Barbie giving it all up.

[Patsy Stone]

5. Do you think they went ahead and bought her a gown?

For the inaugural ball? :rofl:

[SharonRB]

8. I sure hope not.

She'll never get to wear it if they did.

I brought work home again, but I can't get to our VPN network. The Toobz can't find it. I'm bummed -- that means an extra couple of hours worth of work tomorrow.

[Patsy Stone]

24. That blows.

So sorry your tubez are clogged.

Now you know why her highlights were so nice...

[RevCheesehead]

11. With a tiara, no doubt.

:hi:

[ralps]

4. Hi SharonRB, Hi Everyone! Oopsy MkSame made a booboo!! LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[bleever]

6. McCain is turning into that crazy lady from his rally!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

7. Hi everyone!

I'm here because choir rehearsal was cancelled! :bounce::bounce:

:hi:

[SharonRB]

10. Yay!

Glad to have you here.

[RevCheesehead]

13. Sometimes life hands you little surprises.

For me, that's getting a chance to stay home, and hang with my favoritest people in the whole wide world! :hug:

[SharonRB]

15. Awwwwwww

:hug:

[GigiMommy]

30. Yay!!! Hugs to you!

:hug: Hi Rev!

[RevCheesehead]

41. Hi, Gigi!

:hi: :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

12. What the hell is this old man talking about?

I just hear pops and buzzers.

:hi: Glad you're here. If you feel like singing anyway, go right ahead. I don't mind.

[RevCheesehead]

17. Like "Gimme that Old-Time Republican?"

concluding with the line "you know he's dead to me."
:hi:

[Botany]

19. He can just do what I do when I screw up ...

.... did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

Works every time.

BTW I lived in N.W. PA it is very very very Red.

Nigger, hippie fag, and America Hater was common out of the
mouth of the Mayor .... our kinda neighbor.

[RevCheesehead]

22. You screw up?

Is this some kind of come-on? :hi:

[Botany]

31. i have my little "screw ups"

Like when I fail to say that knowing that you are in the
world w/ me makes my day a little better.

Dr. Smooth is in. :bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

34. Yeah - -

I saw Steph's secret message just to you. ;)

ed to add: "She will be yours!" :toast:

[Botany]

Honest we are just friends

[ralps]

14. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! & Crook says

Hi!! (meow) :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

18. CC sends a sleepy-eyed "meow" from atop the monitor.

And here's Oreo, just walking in, right on cue! :)
Keith is, I believe, in front of the TV in the bedroom, listening to his namesake.

Hi ralps and Crook! :hi: :hug:

[GigiMommy]

38. Hi Ralps!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Love "Peek-A-Boo" Kitty!

[ralps]

47. Hi GigiMommy! & Cassie!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[WolverineDG]

16. That is painful to watch

:wow:

But hee hee, Bachmann gets her advertising dollars clipped just as the Dems throw $1mil to her opponent (on top of what he raised this weekend!) :rofl:

:hi:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

20. She is toast.

Unbuttered. Dry. Stale. and Burned.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

46. With or without the Madonna?

[RevCheesehead]

49. Good question.

If she's Catholic, then with.
But given she's a repuke, she's probably a uber-conservative Lutheran, so I'd say "two burned shingles, hold the Mary."

[Berry Cool]

61. Hey wait!!!!!

I grew up an uber-conservative Lutheran!!! :cry:

I also believe that Keith is quite close to a person who is still an uber-conservative Lutheran...shh, don't tell.

[RevCheesehead]

65. oh-oh....

you people have issues! :hide:

[Berry Cool]

59. I cannot wait for her to leave my TV

and that grumpy old man with whistling dentures who accompanies her also.

[Patsy Stone]

62. I have a sick, sad feeling

she's not going anywhere after she loses, except maybe FOX. :(

[Patsy Stone]

21. #5 The McMess in McMessage

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

23. Now it's "Joe and B.O."

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

28. LOL

Joe is right out of the casting agency. Perfection.

[Botany]

25. Steph to do Larry King tonight

Hey Buddy

Just want to let you know that I have just been booked as a
panelist on CNN's "Larry King Live" tonight at 9pm Eastern / 6pm
Pacific. Be sure to tune in to see what I have to say. Just remember
if I look into the camera and speak it means I want you.

Love,
Steph

[RevCheesehead]

27. ...

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

29. She'd better want you

after hanging up on you twice today. :rofl:

:hi: buddy!

dg

[Patsy Stone]

40. I was going to ask him if he ever got through

That was a riot. "Buddy from Columbus!" "No?" "Now: Buddy from Columbus!" "No?"

It was, like, five times.

:rofl:

[Botany]

50. Sure take pleasure in my pain

You are such an EDV! Heartless, Cold, Snarking, and willing to step
on the throat of one who is down ..... Did I ever tell you that you are
my Fav?

[Patsy Stone]

60. Aw, Bot.

I kid because I care.

So? Didja ever call back?

[Botany]

72. Yes ... . got on about 20 minutes later

I wanted to call in support of Berry's BFF aka Jenny Brunner ....
she beat the GOP @ the US Supreme Court but thanx to our
local right wing paper & Fox the mouth breathers in Ohio think
that she is letting homeless crack addicts sell their votes to
elect Obama .... shit you not. The ACORN lie has real legs ....

Sec. of State Brunner is now getting death threats ..... because
she is living up to her campaign promise in 2006 in Ohio ...
fair open and honest elections ..... she is taking major heat.

[Patsy Stone]

78. I know she is

and that is a shining example of what these crooks did to America. :mad:

[GigiMommy]

26. HI EVERYBODY! IT'S CASSIE!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

I had a lot of fun at school today. There was a science laser show in the gym. We got to see a laser beam and what four colors make (yellow, purple, white, and teal). This is what I was mostly doing the whole time. :applause:

[Patsy Stone]

32. Lasers are so cool, aren't they?

:hi:

It's very nice to see you!

[GigiMommy]

51. Uh Huh! THEY ARE!! HI!!!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

33. Gee, science sounds like a lot more fun than when I was in school!

Hi Cassie! :bounce::bounce: :hi:

[GigiMommy]

53. HI REV!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[WolverineDG]

35. Hi Cassie!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

dg

[GigiMommy]

54. Hi Wolfie from Cassie and Me!!!

:hi: :hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

36. Hi, Cassie and everyone else!

:hi: I love it, Keith made another Colorforms reference. He must've loved Colorforms when he was a kid.

My li'l' girls are getting a surprise tonight. Soft Paws. They ain't gonna like it, but it's gotta be done!

[RevCheesehead]

39. Ouch!!

Not for them, but for your arms. x(

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

55. Hi Berry!!! Did Keith talk about the Michigan guy caught

having sex with a car wash vacuum. I kid you not.

[SharonRB]

56. I didn't hear about that one!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

58. See...

a couple of more like that, and you'll be serious competition for us. :)

[GigiMommy]

63. Lonely, lonely guy

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/21/michigan-man-arrested-for_n_136455.html

[GigiMommy]

69. Hey, I forgot to say HI!!!!!

:hi: :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

64. Oh. My. God.

Finally, someone to make me feel better about the fact that two of Keith's Mug Shot Hall of Famers tonight were from O-high-o.

[RevCheesehead]

66. I have to admit...

I laughed at the cow. :7

[bleever]

37. Backstreet Boys up!

woo, hoo.

[Patsy Stone]

42. Oh, say can you see...

Where our careers went?

:hi:

[bleever]

52. From first

to VH1 Where Are They Now?

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

43. Is she wearing little snowmen for earrings?

or bowling pins?

[Botany]

44. John McCain and his hands looks like Bogart in the Caine Munity

[Patsy Stone]

45. Al Haig!

Well, I can understand how proud McCain must be to count him as a supporter. :puke:

[RevCheesehead]

48. Isn't he dead yet?

Haig, that is.

[Berry Cool]

57. He's not in charge here.

Happy new contract, Billo!!! In THIRD PLACE, behind Keith and Rachel!!!! :party: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

67. The recent NTY article on Rachel said Keith watches Billo on a screen embedded in his desk

during the broadcast. :scared:

But not tonight, you can be sure. Tonight, that screen is tuned to a certain sport, and I don't mean Australian rules mud wrestling. :-)

[Patsy Stone]

68. Yes, Richard.

It is the best thing that ever happened to al Qaeda. Which I why I didn't understand the RW bumper sticker I saw today: Give al Qaeda a chance, vote for Barack Obama.

:shrug:

[bleever]

70. Just want to make sure everyone saw this picture of Palin:

I thought Keef would show it, but he hasn't yet.

[RevCheesehead]

71. There be donkeys!!

:rofl:

[bleever]

73. Yes! And,

can you spot the jackass?

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

74. That sure ain't no Paris scarf!

[Berry Cool]

76. Bachmann turns her overdrive.

So her ad budget got cut? Couldn't happen to a nicer gal!

[RevCheesehead]

77. I never knew they could write.

:hi:

[Botany]

75. Somebody from the audience gave her that scarf

A vote Democratic Scarf ..... she really is dumber than dirt in a ditch in december

[SharonRB]

79. They look more like Greyhounds

but I'm sure they're supposed to be donkeys.

[Patsy Stone]

81. OMG!

Did you see the bottom of Obama's shoes? Wow.

And apparently a bunch of people tried to buy his food yesterday in the deli, but he refused.

[SharonRB]

80. Keith said "Cheesy"!

[RevCheesehead]

84. OK, I guess it was a shout-out after all!

Coke?

[SharonRB]

85. Don't mind if I do

and such.

Thanks!

[RevCheesehead]

82. Keith said "Cheesy"

I don't know if that's a shout-out or not. :cry:

[SharonRB]

83. .....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=315&topic_id=134090&mesg_id=134172

[Berry Cool]

86. The next time he mentions berries

I'm fainting.