Well, I'm screwed but good.

[Berry Cool]

I cannot set a timer to record a Keith appearance to save my life.

I even TESTED my equipment last night to make sure it worked, before setting it to tape Martha Stewart.

What I didn't count on was that I, like THE WORLD'S STUPIDEST ASS which is what I AM, would FUCKING FORGET to change the timer to AM INSTEAD OF PM.

I AM TOO FUCKING GODDAMNED STUPID TO LIVE.

[Gogi]

1. Eh, you've never seen me struggle with a telephone. eom