One thought tonight gives me a warm, glowing feeling inside.

[Berry Cool]

It is the knowledge of this:

Keith is going to imitate Rupert Murdoch tonight, with lots of "Arrh!"s and "Shiver me timbers!" and "Avast, ye hearties!" and you name it.

With a story like this one, I'll be surprised if he doesn't show up at the desk wearing a bandana and an eyepatch.

I could sure use the laughs.

[Gogi]

1. Another baseball scandal tonight!

Dominican player signed to a minor league contract by the Nationals is 23 not 16. Lots of players lie about their ages but this was a real orchestrated atempt. And, yes, everybody's known that this was happening for years especially with players from the Carribean Islands.

[Berry Cool]

2. No kidding?

This means he's not as good on the balance beam as he claimed he was?