KOEB Meeting: 02/26/09 -- STFU, John Bolton! Edition

[Patsy Stone]

[SharonRB]

1. Are you all alone?

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

3. Not anymore!

:hi:

[SharonRB]

6. Just got back from the dealership

I had to meet my daughter there to get her new car -- I had to co-sign.

[Patsy Stone]

9. Mazel Tov!

It's finally here! :woohoo:

[SharonRB]

14. She's very excited.

Picked up the Fit and returned the Corolla right next door. Very convenient.

[Berry Cool]

31. That's very cool.

:hi: She must be very happy!

[Patsy Stone]

40. Wow.

That worked out very well. Here's to the new car! May she have many happy miles ahead. :toast:

[SharonRB]

42. Thanks!

[Patsy Stone]

15. Al Franken and ACORN

How Liberals are ruining the election system?

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

2. Did CPAC not pay for oxygen this year?

:rofl:

:hi: Hi Patsy!

[SharonRB]

4. Hi, Rev

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

8. Hi Sharon!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

7. Hi, Rev!

Joe the Plumber for President! :eyes:

[bleever]

10. I don't even believe the "the" part anymore.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

11. But apparently he doesn't like being a plumber.

We'll hire him to unclog the WH drains.
:hi:

[WolverineDG]

17. Nah, that extra helping of Stupid they put in the water

wiped out the budget. :rofl:

:hi: Cheesy!

dg

[RevCheesehead]

20. Hey woofie - -

Tell me WHY Tom Delay is still being listened to by ANYONE. Please.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

26. That man should not be an expert on anything

except how to drag a tin cup across a row of metal bars.

[RevCheesehead]

30. or how to pick up the soap from the shower room floor.

:evilgrin:

:hi: Hiya, Gorgeous!

[Berry Cool]

41. Hi, Keith!!

...Oh, wait? You're NOT Keith??

:cry:

...OK, just funnin' ya. :-)

[WolverineDG]

33. the only ones who should be listening to that asshole are his cellmates

:grr: :grr:

dg

[Berry Cool]

23. They're all snorting nitrous.

:hi: Hi Rev and everyone else!!

[ralps]

5. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone! Hell Yes! I agree w/ you Patsy & Joe the Plumber should just

go home! & STFU Too! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

12. Newt Gingrich is their hero.

Oh, my word. :rofl:

:hi: to you and Crook!

[Berry Cool]

27. When a Newt is your hero

you know things are bad.

[RevCheesehead]

16. Hey ralps - are you getting thundersnow?

Welcome to our crazy weather! We're good, and hope you and Crook are, too. :) :hug: :hi:

[ralps]

22. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! How are you all doing?

It's been raining here all day!! If I wanted this weather I would have stayed in Texas! WTF??? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :wtf:

[RevCheesehead]

25. I think it's changed over to freezing rain now.

We're supposed to get somewhere around 10 inches of snow tonight. :eyes:

[ralps]

29. Oh dear! I hope you don't get snowed in! Hugs

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

32. Snowed in would be OK with me.

Tomorrow's my day off. So being stuck at home with the cats is just a bonus. :D

[WolverineDG]

13. OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

:eyes:

I just can't believe these right-wing nuts are THAT tone-deaf.... :rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

19. Not a brain between all of them.

I hope they keep right on keepin' on.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

21. Isn't it great? They're totally clueless.

:hi: ...And Norm Coleman says "Best two out of three, Al!" :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

35. Rock, paper, scissors nt

[bleever]

18. Anyone else see the guy in the Nixon mask in that Coleman clip?

Too. Funny.

[Patsy Stone]

24. No way.

Really? Was he just standing there?

:hi:

[bleever]

38. Looked like he was following Normie

as he went into one of those buildings from his car.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

45. In addition to the new monitor on the front of the desk,

the screen is much larger than it was, and I see the floors more and I've noticed they're some grey stone tile. I think they had an Extreme Studio Makeover recently. Thankfully, we didn't have to see Ty.

Or, I could be wrong.

[RevCheesehead]

28. Is anyone hungry?

I just made a big steaming crock pot o' chili this afternoon. :9

[Berry Cool]

34. I gather Keith is about to tell us about Sean Hannity making a big steaming crock of

...well, something else. :rofl:

Chili sounds good. I need to make more soup! Would you believe, Bella stuck her face in my bowl after I was done eating most of my sweet-and-sour cabbage soup last night and lapped it up like cream? I said "I'm not sleeping downwind of that cat."

[RevCheesehead]

36. There is nothing deadlier than cat farts.

CC is living proof. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

37. Is Robert Reich

giddy about this budget? Yes.

[Berry Cool]

39. Speaking of John Bolton,

he's still an angry Scrubbing Bubble to me.

[Patsy Stone]

43. I wish the mustache moved back and forth a little faster when he talks.

Bonnie the whistling orangutan. :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

44. Actually, I had never heard of Flat Stanley.

He must be the more environmentally correct version of the balloon releases elementary-school kids used to do, before concerns about birds eating the broken balloons.

I'm glad Keith got his apology, too.

Comedian Rush has the nerve to wonder why us "feminazis" hate him. :rofl: Gosh, Keith has it figured out, Rush, why don't you????

[WolverineDG]

46. Why does Janeane have so many tattoos?

She's so pretty. :cry:

dg

[Berry Cool]

51. She didn't want to go sleeveless when she went sleeveless, I guess.

Whew. But she's right about Rush.

Sorry Rush, my :loveya: belongs to Keith.

[Patsy Stone]

47. Janeane...

:yourock:

Narcissism and deep self-loathing -- that's his prime mover. "He's trying to get a date."

[RevCheesehead]

48. Someone PLEASE tell him I'm not available.

Please. :puke:

[Patsy Stone]

49. He's not going out looking,

You'd have to go to him, and that ain't happening, so I think you're fine. But make sure you double lock the door just in case.

[RevCheesehead]

52. whew!

But if Keith is reading this, please remember that I AM available. Call me. :loveya:

[CBHagman]

75. Yeah, he's too busying expanding the size of his rear end.

I mean, all that sitting around has to be exhausting!

[SeattleGirl]

50. Her Lateness is here!

Happy Thursday, everyone!

[Patsy Stone]

53. And to you!

:toast:

[SeattleGirl]

56. Salute!

:toast:

[Berry Cool]

54. Hey, SG!!!!

:hi: You wanna date with Rush?

[SeattleGirl]

57. Hey Berry.

As Caribou Barbie would say, Thanks but no thanks. :puke:

:toast:

[RevCheesehead]

55. Welcome home!

would you like some homemade chili? The celery is still crunchy, and it's yummy. :)

[SeattleGirl]

60. Yes, please!

I love homemade chili! :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

Here ya go!

[SeattleGirl]

67. Mmmmmm! You sweet girl!!

:9

[RevCheesehead]

69. How I wish we could all be together so I could share for real!

Someday, when I own my own house, I'm having you all over for a wild weekend. :party:

[SeattleGirl]

71. w00t!!

That would be a BLAST!

[ralps]

58. Today's worst person in the world is Sean Hannity for posting a poll asking what

kind of revolution should happen!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :wtf:

[Patsy Stone]

59. Senator? STFU

After that turdburger, I think I blame him for the Rocky Mountain News going under.

[RevCheesehead]

61. And I'll blame him for Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever.

Just because.

[Patsy Stone]

62. Word.

LOL!

[Berry Cool]

63. Oh. My. God.

I thought what the Manatee did was going to sound idiotic, but that quote from the senator left my jaw dropping.

He thinks babies should be allowed to suffer with AIDS so that their PARENTS would learn a lesson about sexual promiscuity from watching their baby "grow up with AIDS"?

...I am just as floored as Rachel was the other night after seeing Bobby Jindal.

I am now dumber for having heard Keith read that statement. :shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

64. Here's Kenneth!

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

65. Ooooh, I love Aisha!

:loveya:

[WolverineDG]

66. "Or Clark Gable"

:spray: :rofl:

Sharon, we weren't the only ones thinking Gone with the Wind! :rofl:

dg

[SharonRB]

73. I guess not!

[Patsy Stone]

68. Bobby Jindal! You've just given the worst speech in the history of politics.

What are you going to do now?

I'm going to hide out in Disney World!

[WolverineDG]

70. and take that spiffy high speed train to get there!!

:rofl:

dg

[Berry Cool]

72. Oh, and nice new blue tie, Keith.

He's just rocking these new ties.

[Patsy Stone]

74. LOL

The magical and spooky levitating train.