KOEB 5-18-09 - Will Michael Steele please go away edition

[SharonRB]

KO looks H-O-T tonight. Love that outfit.

[RevCheesehead]

1. Hi Sharon!

I do love a man in pink. :)

:hi:

[SharonRB]

4. Hi, Rev

:hi:

[ralps]

7. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! How are you all doing?

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

12. Hi ralps and Crook!

We're good! Although I think Spring Fever has taken possession of the Orange Cat. :crazy:

:hi: :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

2. Hi, Shar!

Hi, everyone. I'm not feeling well this evening (even left work early), so I won't be posting too much. My throat is scratchy and I have a low grade fever. It's too difficult to concentrate and type at the same time. I can't find a comfortable place (I feel like a cat) and I don't know what to eat. :(

On the positive side: You're right; KO does look lovely tonight. :loveya:

[ralps]

5. Hi Patsy! I hope you feel better soon!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grouphug:

[Patsy Stone]

18. Thanks, ralps!

I'll take all the good wishes I can get. :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

6. Chicken Soup.

It cures just about anything.

:hi: :hug:

[SharonRB]

9. Definitely!

[Patsy Stone]

11. Already tried that.

Since it didn't work, I'm completely out of ideas. :) :hi:

Will you please tell these fuckers to stop using the bible to justify evil? :mad:

[RevCheesehead]

17. I can try.

"Hey fuckers: Leave the Bible alone!!!"

[GigiMommy]

38. REV!!!

:hi: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

40. Hi Gigi and Cassie!

:hi: :loveya: :bounce::bounce:

[Patsy Stone]

48. NExt we have to get you booked on Keith's show so you can say it to the world.

And meet KO, of course, since you're doing the Lord's work and all.

[RevCheesehead]

53. or just dub in the Britney video guy.

I have my own theories about how an interview with Keith would go (see below).

[WolverineDG]

65. I would love to see that sermon

with the bishop in the congregation. :o

dg

[RevCheesehead]

80. me, too.

In fact, I'd love to invite a few retired ones back just for the occasion. :evilgrin:

[Botany]

66. Please Join Us at the First United Methodist Church of Bay Air, Wisconsin

Our new Rev. Cheesehead will be giving her sermon:

"Hey fuckers: Leave the Bible alone!!!"

Cheese Curds, Brats, and Beer after the service.

[RevCheesehead]

81. Brilliant!!!

Hello, brave new career! :woohoo:

Cuddles! :hug:

[SharonRB]

8. Feel better soon!

I hope you're not coming down with any kind of flu -- swine or otherwise.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

16. So far, only a few disjointed symptoms.

Thanks! :hug:

[bleever]

14. S'too bad.

S'wine flu?



Oh Noah he di'int!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

21. Maybe I should just drink until I pass out?

:hi:

[SharonRB]

23. Now there's a thought.

Maybe you should take some medicine that will knock you out and then go to sleep. Are you going to stay home tomorrow?

[Patsy Stone]

28. It all depends

If I have a fever or if it gets worse, absolutely. Why are illnesses always worse at night?

[SharonRB]

34. One of life's great mysteries.

I have no idea.

[bleever]

29. Hey, it's in the Bible, right?

Here's a New Testament joke to cheer you up: how do we know Jesus was made of rubber? Because the Bible says that he tied his ass to a tree and walked forty miles.

[RevCheesehead]

35. ...

:rofl:

(I could get fired for telling that, but still: :rofl: )

[Berry Cool]

42. You do know who the most constipated men in the Bible were, don't you?

[RevCheesehead]

47. oddly enough, no I don't.

[Berry Cool]

63. Shame on you! Of course, they were...

Cain...He wasn't "able"

Moses...he had to take two tablets

Solomon...who sat on the throne for 40 years

and...

Noah. For 40 days and 40 nights, all he passed was water.

[RevCheesehead]

82. obligatory >groan

So, Moses - have you tried Viagra before?

[Berry Cool]

25. Take care, Pats.

We don't need ya sick...poor thing.

[Patsy Stone]

37. Thanks, Berry.

:hug:

[GigiMommy]

27. Hi Patsy!!! We hope you feel better too!

My Grandmother (from Georgia) had an OLD remedy for sore/scratchy throats (gargle with 2-3 drops of Lysol in the brown bottle with warm water). I use it. My Hubby FORBIDS me from giving that to Cassie. Grandma lived to be 101.

INSTEAD, have some hot tea!

[SharonRB]

31. Lysol?

You've got to be kidding!

[GigiMommy]

44. Nope, Mom gave it to me when I was younger.

Just gargle with a small bathroom cup of warm water. Leaves an interesting taste in your mouth.

[Patsy Stone]

33. Tea is the last resort.

Thanks for the tip. Thankfully, I don't have any Lysol or I'm sure I'd be tempted to try it. :)

[Berry Cool]

50. Gargling with LYSOL?!?!?!?!?

Frankly, honey, I'd rather use it as a douche.

[GigiMommy]

55. Now THAT'S interesting. Wish Grandma was still around, I'd ask

if they had more than a few uses for Lysol. :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

68. Of course, it wasn't really all that "safe" on "delicate tissues"

to say the least...

And there is an undertext in the ad, too. It's not just about supposedly making yourself dainty and fresh for your husband. When they say Lysol kills germs, they're not just talking about bacteria. They're implying that it'll kill, well, anything that happens to be in there and alive that you don't want to stay alive. IYKWIM.

[WolverineDG]

69. My great- grandmother drank Dr. Pepper at 10, 2, & 4

made from prune juice; kept her "regular." :rofl:

dg

[GigiMommy]

77. OH MY!!!

Was she from the South too like my Grandmother?:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

79. Texas, home of Dr. Pepper

:rofl:

dg

[ralps]

3. Hi SharonRB, Hi Everyone! I love Keith's tie!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SharonRB]

10. Hi, ralps

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

64. HI RALPS!!! NICE KITTY!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[ralps]

72. Hi GigiMommy! & Cassie!! Hugs & Thanks

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

13. p.s. Those cover sheets look like something from a third grade book report.

Your tax dollars at work.

[RevCheesehead]

15. How cool is it that Keith's interviewing a pastor?

Apparently, he couldn't book the Big Guy - but this guy's doing a great job! O8)

[Berry Cool]

24. If only it coulda been you.

He picked the wrong one, dear Rev.

Of course, Keith might have been suspicious if you told him "God told me to kiss you."

Anyway, Rummy pushed it too far. Now THESE guys, they WERE on a mission from God:



...Well, maybe not them either. :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

46. Oh, sure!

Keith: Ok, Rev Cheesehead, it seems the Bible says something contradictory to what Rumsfeld was saying.
me: um... umm... :wow:
Keith: well, what exactly does the Bible say about it?
me: please don't say this out loud, please don't.... "If your eye causes you to stumble, then cut it out."
oh, um, I mean, "it isn't adultery if you're not married..." Um, maybe I better shut up.
Keith: well, thanks for being here.
me: marry me?? :blush:

[GigiMommy]

67. ...

:rofl:

[bleever]

32. Yeah, he was great.

He should be the go-to guy on faith issues.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

19. I love it too.

:hi: :loveya: Hi kids!

[GigiMommy]

20. Hi Everybody!!! I made it!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

These people act like they've NEVER read the Bible.:grr:

[SharonRB]

22. Hi, Gigi

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

30. Hi Sharon!!!

Hope you're enjoying this nice evening! :hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[SharonRB]

41. It's still a little chilly for me for mid-May

Can't wait for the warm up the next couple of days. Of course, by Thursday I'll be complaining that it's too hot. I have a very narrow range of temperatures that I'm comfortable in.

[Berry Cool]

26. Glad you made it, GGM!

:hi: to you and Cassie!

[GigiMommy]

36. Hi Berry!!!

Cassie says HI!!!:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

39. Keith, you call that singing??

:rofl: You came closer last week when you were reciting the lyrics of "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" in that wonderful, dry, humorless baritone we have all come to love so much.

[WolverineDG]

43. It's Monday

again. Hope everyone is off to a good week! :)

:hi:

dg

[SharonRB]

45. Hi, DG

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

51. Hi Wolfie!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

49. Greetings and salutations, all!

How's everybody doing tonight? I'm gonna have to catch the first part of the show on the repeat; sounds like it was pretty good.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

52. Hi Wolfie and SG!

:hi: Don't miss the racing saints. And to think the rest of us content ourselves with racing sausages and hot dogs at the ballpark! (Psst. Ketchup cheats.)

[SeattleGirl]

56. Hi Berry!

I actually did see the racing saints. Turned the TV on during the middle of KO's discussion with Feinstein (?).

[SharonRB]

54. Hi, SG

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

57. Hi Sharon! How are you?

:hi

[SharonRB]

60. Doin' okay,

How about you?

[SeattleGirl]

62. Pretty good. Busy at work, which I sure can't complain about!

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

58. Hi SG!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Hope you're doing well.

[SeattleGirl]

61. Hi Gigi! Actually, I feel like I slept on my head last night.

My neck and shoulders are sore today, and the heaviest thing I did this weekend was barbeque stead and ribs!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

59. It's unAmerican to punish people who did wrong? Really??????

:wow:

[Berry Cool]

73. How come Liz Cheney reminds me of Tonya Harding?

Just saying. Is it the lies, or the grandstanding, or what?

[SeattleGirl]

75. OMG! She DOES look like Tonya Harding!

[ralps]

70. Today's worst person in the world is BillO The Clown!! for complaining about people

stalking other people!! LOL :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

71. He is so freakin' sick!

[Berry Cool]

74. That one just had my jaw in a state of permanent drop.

Skeezix truly doesn't even know what he's saying anymore.

[SeattleGirl]

76. No, he doesn't. Yet he just keeps saying it.

:eyes:

[Berry Cool]

78. OK, this is just too funny.

Guess where Katy Tur is today...

...Keith County, Nebraska.

I kid you not.