KOEB 9-10-09 - Get a Brain, Morans edition!

[SharonRB]

OMG! Keith used the photo in the opening.

[SeattleGirl]

1. Hi Sharon!!

I hated that I missed watching KO after the speech last night. Made it home just in time to hear it, and as soon as it was over, had to leave again and take care of some errands.

I loved the speech!

:hi:

[SharonRB]

4. He definitely did a great job.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

2. How funny was that?

:hi: Boehner's drunk again...

[SharonRB]

5. Dave couldn't figure out what was so funny

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

3. Jeez, is Boehner ALWAYS in his cups?

[Patsy Stone]

6. But I saw Lindsey clapping a few times

while the other Republicans were sitting and pouting. Now he's criticizing Obama's tone? Tool.

Rush thinks the insurance companies are the institutions and traditions that make America great? :wtf:

[SharonRB]

8. Well, he looked like he was going to clap

and then he caught himself and gently slid his hands together.

[SeattleGirl]

11. I saw that.

[Patsy Stone]

15. I saw him actually clap

:)

[SeattleGirl]

9. Hi Patsy! Of course he does!

Rush's head is so far up his ass, he can lick his tonsils.


(Ewwwwww, sorry.......)

[Patsy Stone]

17. Well, I was hungry before I read that

but the visual is an instant diet. :)

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

22. Sorry.....

My brain is frazzled right now. Trying to get everything done that I can before I go on vacation on Sunday.

[SharonRB]

7. That Miller guy must be happy for the "You Lie" heard 'round the world

It worked out well for him.

[SharonRB]

10. Limpballs is certainly the pot calling the kettle...well, you know

A liar calling a truthteller a liar.

[Berry Cool]

19. Limpballs is very unhappy that he's supposed to be running this party

but dammit, nobody is listening to him!!!! :grr:

Ah, here goes Keith against Eric Cantor and his constant rude texting..."I...am...here...sitting...on...my...butt..."

[SeattleGirl]

24. Most schools (maybe all) ban kids from texting in class.

I think that congress needs to do the same thing.

[Berry Cool]

27. They should. It's rude as hell.

Think of all the kids watching (most likely because their parents made them). Some example they're setting. If Congress doesn't have to listen to the president, why should kids listen to the teacher?

[SeattleGirl]

28. Hi Berry. You are exactly right.

Despicable behavior, and definitely rude.

[ralps]

12. Hi SharonRB, Hi Everyone! LOL Yay for The Repukes Imploding!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

13. Hi ralps!

:hi:

[ralps]

14. Hi SeattleGirl!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

16. Nice choice of images, Sha-Sha!

:hi: Hi everyone! Wonder why Keith had to switch studios tonight.

You can tell he is just about ready to explode. The man doesn't suffer fools gladly.

I am looking forward to him just lettin' the spittle fly.

[SharonRB]

18. The choice seemed rather obvious

given the opening of the show.

[Berry Cool]

21. Yeah, but sometimes the obvious is just the right thing.

I wonder if Mr. Moran will get an obituary around the country when he dies. He's famous, in his own way.

Of course, he will probably die young, in one of those Darwin Award "Hold my beer and watch this!" accidents.

[Patsy Stone]

23. "Hold my beer and watch this!"

:rofl:

:hi: Can't wait for the Special Comment.

[Berry Cool]

25. Hi Pats!

:hi: Did you see the variation of the Cialis commercial in which they actually say something like "So, when do you climb out of those tubs? Whenever you're ready." (It wasn't this one just now--it was earlier--but I heard it and thought "They're reading the KOEB!")

[SharonRB]

20. Those are some amazing numbers

I guess the speech paid off better than expected!

[Berry Cool]

26. I am so glad people are finally seeing the light.

But really, that was a far better job Obama did last night of laying things out than he's ever done before. The professor was gone and the elementary-school teacher was in, making it simple to understand. And so was Rocky...just as everyone hoped.

I thought "Boy, if I were Sasha or Malia, the two words I'd be most afraid to hear from my father's lips are 'Know this...'" :rofl: It's the equivalent of when Keith calls someone "Sir." (Which he's about to do again tonight. Congrats, Joe!)

[SeattleGirl]

29. Whoa, Beck is up to 62 lost advertisers now?

Coool-eeee-ooooo!

[Patsy Stone]

30. His imitation of the "ClusterFOX and Friends"

guys was priceless.

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

32. Between that and his Lou Dobbs, I'm practically peeing my pants on the couch.

:rofl:

"Sean Hannity apparently defies medication."

I mean, HONESTLY, they are just BALD-FACED LYING ALL THE TIME!!!!! How long do they think they can get AWAY with this crap??? All you have to do is watch the videos and read the transcripts!!!!

[SeattleGirl]

He totally cracks me up when he does that!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

35. The Sylvester voice

LOFL!

[ralps]

31. Today's worst person in the world is Sean Hannity!! for saying that Obama said

that Insurance excutives Are bad people!! LOL When Obama said the exact opposite! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

33. "If you even need a FOX News bald faced lie

for argument or debate, use this one."

:hi:, ralps!

[CBHagman]

47. When they run footage of Hannity...

...I always think it's Nathan Lane doing some sort of sketch. Then I realize Hannity is real. And they pay him! :puke:

No offense to Nathan Lane is intended.


Sean Hannity



Nathan Lane

[GigiMommy]

34. Hi! Made it!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

37. Hi Gigi! And just in time!!

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

44. Hi SG!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Patsy Stone]

39. Hi, GG!

Better late than never -- and just in time for the Special Comment.

[GigiMommy]

45. Hi Patsy!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Botany]

36. Keith said MEAT PUPPETS

:rofl:


KO is going off! Go Keith Go

[Patsy Stone]

38. They were a good band.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

40. What's with the romantic candlelight

lighting in the studio? Wasn't it big enough to put one on his left side?

[Berry Cool]

42. I don't know, but I loved it. Made me feel as if I were dining with Keith alone.

:loveya: :rofl:

"Stupid panels"! I love it!!!!!!!!!!!

[SeattleGirl]

41. Brava, Keith, Brava!!!!!!

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[Botany]

43. Farm Animals & Finished the 7th Grade

Go Keith Go!

[GigiMommy]

46. YES!!!!!

:rofl: