KOEB Meeting 10/26/09 There's Going to Be a Public Option Edition

[Berry Cool]

:hi: Wow. He's here. Miss Precious Perfect must be working. Or on the road, working.

[Patsy Stone]

1. Hi, all! Happy Monday.

Obama's here in Miami, and I'm nowhere near him. :(

[Berry Cool]

3. Awww, that's too bad.

How do you like the Mad Men version of Keith? Sorry I can't take credit for it, I found it on a blog.

(I guess The Daily Beast produced it. They did Mad Men versions of several celebrities. Barack Obama was first. Keith was second.)

[Patsy Stone]

13. I do like it.

I just wish he was holding something in that claw hand.

:hi:, Berry!

[Berry Cool]

16. Well, look on the bright side.

:hi: Several of the others (including Obama) were depicted holding a cigarette. Or a martini.

I think whoever did Keith couldn't think of an appropriate prop for him, and I definitely think he'd be against being depicted with smoking material.

[bleever]

6. You should call.

Ask him to bring Chinese.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

10. That would be so hot...

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

17. Calling Obama? Or Keith?

:rofl: Either would be hot to me.

[Patsy Stone]

21. Either...

At my house, bearing gifts of Chinese food. But I was refering to Obama. :)

[bleever]

2. I'll delete mine.

Your title will wear better in history.

[Berry Cool]

4. What was yours? I didn't see it.

:hi: Hi bleev!

[bleever]

5. Mine was "A Reason to Like Harry Edition".

:hi: Berry.

[Berry Cool]

9. Well, we may not be just wild about Harry,

but maybe we can grit our teeth at him a little less?

[WolverineDG]

7. Happy Monday!

Hey, could y'all head on over to this thread & rec it for me???? :)

:hi:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6862288&mesg_id=6862288

dg

[bleever]

8. Done.

:hi: Wolvie.

[WolverineDG]

12. Thanks bleev!

:loveya:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

11. Done!

:hi: DU is crawling for me this evening. Not sure if it's just here or if all of the tubez are clogged.

[Berry Cool]

14. Done, dear Wolfie.

:hi: It's a very important message. No drug is for everyone.

[RevCheesehead]

23. Done!

:hi: :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

15. Wow.

Could they have found a worse picture of Sarah Palin to use in that graphic?

[Berry Cool]

18. I must've missed it.

Oh well. The intertooobz aren't slow for me tonight, and often they are, so I dunno. Actually my computer is suddenly acting less like a slow pain than in a while.

[bleever]

22. No, I think they struck gold with that one.

:)

[Patsy Stone]

25. It was bad.

I'd sue.

[RevCheesehead]

19. What a delicious picture of Keith!

:9

:hi: Hi everyone!

[Berry Cool]

20. Yum, yum!!

:hi: Hi, Rev!!

You've arrived in time not to miss Keith's annual no-miss World Series prognostication. :rofl:

Oh, and he thinks it's the end of Rush Limbauugh just because he got punk'd. *sigh* Would that that were true. Afraid not. Rush never sleeps.

[RevCheesehead]

27. When does the series begin?

And what nights will they be in New York?
Something tells me Lawrence O'Donnell will be very busy this week.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

29. Wednesday and Thursday to start, I think.

And from there it's a matter of how many games it takes.

Of course, Keith COULD go to Philly, too, assuming his dad isn't in dire straits.

(First Philly game is Saturday. Yeah, Halloween.)

[RevCheesehead]

33. Oh, I hadn't thought of that.

Couldn't he just take a laptop and a tacky webcam with him to the park and do the show from there??

[Berry Cool]

35. In our dreams.

Hell, we'll be lucky if he doesn't just have Jake as a substitute host.

I hope Lawrence O'Donnell and David Shuster aren't huge baseball fans. :rofl:

I know, just tell David he can take a week off for the Ohio State-Michigan game.

[RevCheesehead]

39. Keith could probably buy him tickets.

Where do they play this year?

[Berry Cool]

45. Michigan.

I'm sure he'd enjoy himself. Well, he'd surely enjoy himself if they won.

[WolverineDG]

30. So, has the Prodigal Cat returned? nt

[RevCheesehead]

34. Not yet.

The li'l orange bastard. :P

He can hide, but I'll get him eventually.
Gee, that's what I used to say about my boyfriends, too. :crazy:

[Patsy Stone]

46. Hi, Rev!

How are ya?

[RevCheesehead]

54. Lazy, and still tired.

The flu is making its way around here, so I'm laying low, avoiding the handles on the grocery carts.

And you? :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

64. Mediocre at best.

But I'm hoping this week will be the end of the annoying customer for a while, and that the forecast will look brighter.

[RevCheesehead]

66. Sending sunshine and roses your way!

:)

[PSzymeczek]

71. The supermarket I go to

had the Clorox wipes to use on the carts.

[bleever]

24. Buster Crabbe.

Dipped it in garlic butter.

[Berry Cool]

48. Bot had a Buster Crabbe once.

Or was that "he had to bust 'er crabs?" :hide:

Just kidding, Bot...if you're looking.

[nadine_mn]

26. I love his suit... aww hell I love him in his suit

too

:)

[Berry Cool]

49. Nadine, only one thing surpasses the KOEB's love of Keith in a suit.

You can probably guess what that is. :evilgrin:

[PSzymeczek]

72. Keith out of a suit!

The stuff of dreams!

[WolverineDG]

28. OOOh, animiated Keith in THE Gray Suit

:loveya:

Anyways, y'all, one more rec so my post (see above) can get on the Greatest page. :)

dg

[Berry Cool]

32. Thought you'd like it, Wolvie.

Those hunky broad gray-suited shoulders... :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

31. Let's go, Phillies!

Here's to the NL East.
:toast:

[Berry Cool]

36. "Boy, is she full of CRAP!"

:rofl: How long has it been since I mentioned that I love Keith?? :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

38. You know, the more I look at Mad Men Keith,

the more he reminds me of the Roger Sterling character. :rofl:

(This will amuse you if you watch Mad Men.)

[Patsy Stone]

42. Nice. :)

When I look at it, it reminds me that I have 98% of this season sitting, unwatched, on my DVR.

[Berry Cool]

52. Are you kidding me??????

You better hurry and catch up!!! Let's just say, if you haven't seen last night's yet...oh boy!!!!!

[Patsy Stone]

60. Not kidding

I just finished the season of Weeds I had saved. It's been over so long, it's embarrassing. Last season it took us so long to watch Mad Men, we ended up watching the last one a week or two before this season started.

[RevCheesehead]

40. about 3 minutes.

:P

[RevCheesehead]

37. "God, is she full of crap!"

:rofl:

[Botany]

41. Dana your side was wrong on everything why should anybody listen to you?

136 Iraqis were killed yesterday and about 600 were wounded.



Go the f*** away.

[Patsy Stone]

43. Why do you hate America?

:hi:

[Botany]

51. Can you tell me what Iraq had to do w/ 9/11 again?

Those people just piss me off.

[ralps]

44. Hi Berry Cool! Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

47. Rockin' kitteh!

:hi:, ralps!

[ralps]

50. Hi Patsy!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

56. I love it when Keith calls wingnuts "chowderhead"!

Talk ridicule to me, Keith!!!! :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

55. Hi ralps!

:hi: Glad you could make it!

[ralps]

53. Today's worst person in the world is Orly Taitz Limpballs!! for being punked! about Obama's

"College Thesis"!!!!!!!!!! LOL :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

58. "Backpedaling like a bear on a unicycle..."

:rofl:

"We stand by the misstatement"??? WHAT was it he said???? :rofl:

No wait--it was "We stand by the fabricated quote"!!!!!! :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

57. BTW: Happy Birthday, Hillary!

:toast:

Also: Jaclyn Smith, Carey Elwes, Pat Sajak, Bootsy Collins, Lauren Tewes, and Mahalia Jackson.

[RevCheesehead]

59. Lauren Tewes?

what in the hell do you suppose she is doing now? :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

61. Coke?

:)

[Berry Cool]

62. Whatever it is, she's probably doing it perkily.

Oh boy, Neil Sedaka's making money off Allstate now.

And we wrap up with a celebrity interview Keith will no doubt enjoy.

[Botany]

63. Rush looks awful

hungry rush?

BTW a flunk out from South East Missouri State University giving lectures on economic theory?
please!

[Berry Cool]

65. I can't believe Susie asked Keith whether circumcision affects warmth!!!!

:rofl: He was completely tongue-tied and about fifteen shades of red!!!!!!!!

[RevCheesehead]

67. I'm sure it would hasten frostbite.

Mind you, I'm no expert here.... :evilgrin:

[Berry Cool]

68. I think you and I need to do some personal investigation into this matter.

Our test subject, of course, will be Keith.

(And we wonder why he's scared of his fans. :rofl: )

[RevCheesehead]

69. I'm fairly certain

that I can provide the frostbite.

on edit: why did THIS post get to be 69? :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

70. How about: You provide the frost,

I'll provide the...well, not a bite, so to speak. O8)

(Oh, and you're #69?? ROFL!!!!!)