German EDVs can't keep it under control even in church with a cop...Bot, maybe you should move?

[Berry Cool]

German policeman accused of having sex during church service

A policeman in Bavaria faces a possible jail term of up to three years for disturbing a religious service by allegedly having sex in the gallery of a Catholic church.

Regional police spokesman Hans-Peter Kammerer tells the German news agency DAPD that a visitor discovered the off-duty 26-year-old policeman with a woman in the church in Rennertshofen, in Bavaria, during an early morning service last week.

The couple fled, but a church employee recognized the policeman, who works in the nearby town of Ingolstadt, the Associated Press reports. ...

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2010/01/german-policeman-accused-of-having-sex-during-church-service-/1?loc=interstitialskip

The jokes just write themselves...

"Ist dat und billy club at your vaist or are you just happy to see me?"
"Vell, I vas sitting in der gallery, and den I heard someone behind me crying 'Oh Gott! Oh Gott!,' and at first I tink nutting of it, but den..."
"Dair lips vas moving, but dey vas not praying."

Bot, you're in the wrong country.