I know we're not supposed to ask for medical advice, but

[hedgehog]

my stomach hurts every time I hear "Speaker of the House John Bohner". Any advice?

[murielm99]

1. Take two aspirin and go to bed for two years.

We will get the House back then. People will be sick to death of obstructionist teabaggers and orange crybabies.

[Warpy]

2. Go on a news fast

and avoid switching over to news until he is gone, either through a saner election or through the inevitable alcoholic liver failure. You can better control your exposure to that particular gastric irritant by limiting your viewing to carefully selected You Tube videos.

[Kennah]

3. Good news

Your auditory and interoceptive senses are working fine.