You know you're a Browns fan when:

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1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

6. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

7. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

8. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

9. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.


10. Your favorite team finishes last in the division 3 yrs running.