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Tue Apr-18-06 02:45 PM
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1. Uh, oh Father, who art in hell or whatever... |
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...uh, four scores and seven beers ago...no wait that's a speech not a prayer...uh, do not forgive me Father because I never sin, uh, lead us into as many wars as possible...uh, how does the rest go?"
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Tue Apr-18-06 02:52 PM
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Tue Apr-18-06 02:45 PM
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2. "What'n hell are they doin'? I don't understand any of this |
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scientific shit. Must be some goldanged libruls that thunk it up..."
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Tue Apr-18-06 02:46 PM
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Tue Apr-18-06 02:50 PM
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W's not exactly a librul brainiac! :rofl:
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Tue Apr-18-06 02:45 PM
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3. "Did you kids know that I'm the Decider?" |
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Tue Apr-18-06 02:46 PM
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"That's another fine mess you've gotten us into!"
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Tue Apr-18-06 02:47 PM
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6. Thanks kids! Now can you learn me about fractions? |
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Tue Apr-18-06 02:47 PM
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7. Don't make eye contact with the dark-skinned devils - they'll |
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Tue Apr-18-06 02:48 PM
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Tue Apr-18-06 02:48 PM
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9. Who are you brown folk,... |
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...and where are the fat old white men I'm used to dealing with?
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Tue Apr-18-06 02:56 PM
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12. Then they wrapped the thermite around the columns |
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and the building colapsed in it's own footprint, just like the WTC.
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Tue Apr-18-06 03:04 PM
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13. Good. They are teaching you ntellgenz desagn! |
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Tue Apr-18-06 03:18 PM
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14. "Now you kids know, the Good Lord made 'lectricity. That's why |
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there's no such thing as global warming."
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Tue Apr-18-06 03:39 PM
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15. "Screw this crap! How 'bout I read My Pet Goat?" |
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Tue Apr-18-06 06:10 PM
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16. "Is it bourbon yet?" n/t |
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Tue Apr-18-06 06:12 PM
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17. Get these snot nose kids and old broad teacher out of here, |
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I want to ride my bicycle!
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Tue Apr-18-06 06:13 PM
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Tue Apr-18-06 06:15 PM
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19. "Hey Satan is that you? I'm kind of busy... doing one of my photo ops! |
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Yeah, it's like you said... pre-staged with a bunch of kids!"
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Tue Apr-18-06 06:17 PM
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20. "Must touch that Legoman's bald head..." |
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Tue Apr-18-06 06:21 PM
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21. Thinking: "Dammit I can't decide. fritos or lays potato chips |
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with my grilled cheese."
"Feign interest in the kids demonstration. God, I home lunch is next...Oh yea, I can't decide, frito or lays."
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