Is God just f*cking with Perry, Cain and Bachmann?

[Atman]

I think Jon Stewart brought it up last week, but I just saw the basic question on the nooz. Seriously, what are these people thinking? Three of the GOP candidates claim the big guy himself spoke to them and told them to run. Are two of them lying? Or does God just like screwing with people? Or maybe every one of them is nuttier than a squirrel turd. Why do people believe this stuff? How do they rationalize the obvious glaring contradictions?

I know these are just rhetorical questions, but I am just amazed to watch the three people directly chosen by God to run for prez, as they stand before Him and espouse the wonders of torture.

Crazy Times Call for Crazy Candidates. The new GOP motto.

[brer cat]

1. Just goes to show that God has a sense of humor. NT

[Swede]

2. Yes,she is.

[teddy51]

3. "every one of them is nuttier than a squirrel turd" I

think that this is the most likely scenario.

[abelenkpe]

4. Anyone who says God is talking to them is mentally insane and should be seen by a doctor

asap. Not paraded around as a legitimate candidate for office.

[Skittles]

5. it's red meat for their sanctimonious base

[saras]

6. No - it's really obvious that Satan is speaking with them all, claiming to be God

Full-scale exorcisms are called for.

[muriel_volestrangler]

7. Of course - Santorum is His Only Chosen Candidate

(yeah, Santorum claims divine primary guidance too).

[Arugula Latte]

8. Their non-existent invisible friend likes to mess with 'em.

[JVS]

9. Not just them, all of us.

[TheKentuckian]

10. Their "god" is money

and the money says "run for President".