Reply #6: No, I simply enjoy death. [View All]

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It began as a child. I grew up on a farm, and one summer we just had too damn many chickens. Hadda do something to get rid of them. So I took what could have been a tedious job and made it fun. I took the chickens down to route 80, cut their heads off and sent those fuckers across the road running, spouting blood, and generally scaring the shit out of passing motorists.

Jesus Christ, I never laughed so hard in my life.

(by the way, this is false. But it's really the only answer your pissant little question deserves).