Reply #3: Oil.. The new Black Gold. Act 1 Scene 2 [View All]

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<Walter Winchell> "Fighting erupted today between two rival gangs, over control of the new Black Gold, Oil. The new Italian Mafia launched an attack for control of the lucrative shipments, against the Bush/Cheney Mob. Known on the streets as the "BFEE", the Bush/Cheney mob are also called "NeoCons", and are populated by over-weight white men, sleazy attorneys and a long list of felons left over from the 70's Nixon Administration. A recent double cross and falling out between the BFEE and their muscle-men, Saudi Arabia, has given the New Italian Mafia a chance to break the old business cycle and start trading Oil in Euro Dollars instead of U.S. Dollars. Rumors are that world crime syndicates are giving up their trade in drugs and prostitution, and switching to control of oil, which provides enormous, fast profits and little risk, due to the lack of law enforcement regulation."

Pssst.. wanna buy some light-sweet-crude? I got some good stuff comin' in Monday"