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Damn, I only got two. And both are pretty weak.

I opened up a throwaway email account (on his server,no less) just to say 'hi' to him. I'll post said correspondence here.

(NOTE: I meant no offense against anyone that may be homosexual. I only threw it at him to rattle his cage a little bit)

Here's what I initially emailed him:

Tsk tsk... Poor little Ass Joe got slapped around on DU, and now he's
pissed.

And he got booted off Freak Rethuglic.

Awwww...too bad.

And now he's sending threats. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Do you really think this is productive? Don't you have better things to
do with your time besides simmering in your own self-hatred?

I say first off, get a job and contribute something to society. You
should also move out of your mom's basement.

And once you develop some self-esteem, find a woman. Now I know this
part will be tough, but I firmly believe there is someone for everyone.

Try the Stormfront personals. :)

Well, gotta run. Try not to blow your top.

Later, dickhead!

Oh, and if you need my IP addy, just drop me a line. Not sure what the
hell you can do with it, though. Bluff called! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



Clueless Joe responded:

From: horace gutman <[e-mail]>
Reply-To: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]
Subject: I know you're a yellow coward
Date: Tue 04/06/04 12:53 PM

Take the dicks out of your ass and mouth motherfucker and send me your location. You're gonna get hurt son.



I was flattered. So I sent him a little love note back:


--- Rat Terrier <[e-mail]> wrote:
Sounds like Horace wants to have rough sex with me.

Sorry, I don't swing that way.

But I'm sure you'll have no problem finding a guy who does.

Good luck, Horass!

PS: Do you french-kiss your mother with that mouth?



And the best he could come up with was:

From: horace gutman <[e-mail]>
Reply-To: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]
Subject: Again you're a faggot and a yellow coward
Date: Tue 04/06/04 05:34 PM

A true chicken

Pretty weak, Horace, if I do say so myself.

I feel jilted. Here he is harassing you like crazy, and I send Basement Boy some of the nastiest spiel I could come up with on the fly. Guess he feels more comfortable harassing women.

PS: Did I mention his name is Horace?