CU's on-line blueprint for disrupting on DU [View All]

Some of you may have seen this, but here it is anyway for your comments and future reference.

I found it disturbing....


http://www.conservativeunderground.com//forum/phpBB2//viewtopic.php?t=3680

"Post your DU Mole Tips Here

DU is absolutely the easiest place to stir up. Those guys are like bees. You shoulda seen what I did to them during the primaries. It was great.
Once you have the star and the 1000+ posts.. you are good to go. You can post anything you want. You can get a star by donating a dollar or two.

Even 400 posts or so.. start making NewYawkers lists.. and you know your in.
They love me there... they dont know how much I truely despise them. I hate them all.

But the point is.. once youre a star with a 1000+ posts.. you can be pro life, pro iraq war, pro any GOP platform and get them rats going and never get tombstoned. Your a dedicated DU'er! Pro Gun is absolutely acceptable once they dont suspect you.

This board, I think will be my alternate home to DU. I'm glad I learned about you (on DU)

MY TIPS FOR POSTING

#1 - dont show up a newbie and post some GOP thing.. they will spot you in a second... just post nonsense, pretend to be a die hard dean or keebler elf kucinich supporter who just cant stand "conservative" kerry .. and get your count and record set.

#2 Stay away from the Christian Bashing until you are established. I know thats hard since DU is so disgusting.

#3 A good way to get up your count is hang out in the lounge and do their movie things, sports stuff, whatever... all the nonsense that goes on there. The goal is to get your numbers up... posts some LOL's on stuff... they think you are laughing with them, and you are really laughing at them.

#4 If you venture into GD or GD 2004 ... fake it for awhile.. then you can hammer them.

Remember, Kerry is a slime. True libs don't even like him. He is an easy target.. you can bash him for NCLB, Iraq War, stuff like that.. and stir em up and stay within the rules of "leftistness". '

#5 Absolutely no gay bashing. You can do some later, but if you show up and start bashing gays... well this forum is by and for gays, and you will get a little "He disrupted poorly" by your name.

#6 Lie your ass off at times

#7 Skinner is an idiot and easy to trick... but stay off his radar, or you will get TS'd. But he's easy to zap back.. notify fox he is using their copyrighted stuff, notify polls they are getting DU'd, etc.

#8 Learn their lingo - don't use terms like "tin hats", remember to capitalize "Democrat" (I know its hard), call the GOP repukes, repugs, etc... always put the * By Bush's name. Doesnt hurt and makes em all warm and wet.

#9 If you make a post like "My Dad emailed me this", "What are we going to do when the GOP exposes this" "What will we say about this" or some other sneaky way of putting out a GOP issue out, be very careful. They are well aware of this tactic.

Anyone Else have good mole tips?

While I didnt make your Top 10 DU'er list (thankfully) I've been a DU Member over a year, never been banned, 2000+ posts... obviously I can't post my name to prove it.. but nice to find this site today.

Infiltrate em... stir em up... small joys in life."

Pretty creepy. They seem to know the ins and outs TOO well.