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George P. Bush: Incredibly Lifelike Latino

Hi-tech Hispanic Hunk A Hit

East Los Angeles (pocho.com) The Bush campaign denied today that 24 year old Bush nephew, and former little brown one, George Prescott Bush is actually a secret biological weapon designed by the GOP to turn the brains of Latino voters into gooey nacho cheese sauce. The alarming accusations come from the National Pochismo Institute, a prestigious East L.A. thinktank. Head researcher Dr. Yanomamez announced that the GOP has been conducting illegal experiments for years and has kept the young Bush in a secret laboratory preparing him to win 100% of the Latino vote in the 2000 elections for his uncle, presidential candidate George W. Bush.

According to Yanomamez, the Republican party has calculated that Latinos are a simple minded people, and in their desperation to be validated will be easily captivated by George P.'s laboratory created 'Latinoness.' "As a millionaire college student at Rice University, George P. avoided all Latino student groups and cultural events like the brown plague. It was not until this top secret re-programming of his brain that he's become an Uber-Latino."

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