Reply #13: Dear President Bush: [View All]

[DulceDecorum]

This brings me to a delicate point, which I trust you will read with a mind open to the bracing jolt of the unavoidable truth and a cheek ready for the bruising slap of a righteous rebuke. Frankly, you use the word "fabulous" more often than a Fire Island florist at a Cher concert after his fourth Singapore sling. You may not have even realized that you have been using this secret homosexual mating call, which you, no doubt, picked up while frolicking in tumescent nakedness among the open coffins with your buddies at Yale while in Skull and Bones (with a disappointing emphasis on the latter).
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