How to piss off a Revelationist Freeper [View All]

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Quote nonexistent bible passages....

EXAMPLE: ---Don't you understand your bible? Robert 12:47 says that "all men without wives must fornicate regularly". I am sure you can understand that and your stupid "waiting for marriage" crap is just plainly against God's and Jesus's wishes.---

If they point out that there is no "book of Robert", ask what bible they have been reading and point out that theirs is out of date, and they need the newer edition. (perhaps offer to sell them one)

Or just say that only "Amateur" Christians use the bible that they are using, and that they need to use an "expert or Professional" version of the bible. (perhaps offer to sell them one)

Or point out that only unbelievers would question the veracity of a biblical passage (it says that in George 3:33-37)

Use of strange stilted shakespearian language helps --use of verily -- ye-- hast-- hath-- helps with the belief in the passage.

Point out that you have been a biblical scholar for years, berate any education they may have had as substandard. Point out that some classes they may have taken may have been sinful and they must atone for that. (right there in Travels II 44:5-7)