Reply #84: Actually it's a myth [View All]

[Vektor]

that Liberals are fat and out of shape. How could we be? We're all a bunch of vegans who live off organic produce and are always marching to protest SOMETHING, right?

Seriously, studies on obesity trends clearly show that the fattest states are the reddest states, and rural areas (red) are usually fatter that urban (blue.) Urbanites tend to walk everywhere - and vote Democrat.

Furthermore, the only time I, a Liberal, EVER had on pee stained pants was when John Kerry looked at me, smiled, and waved at a rally.

Then again, that may not have been pee. Ahem.

The only revolution I intend to start is a DANCE REVOLUTION.

My house has no basement.