Reply #23: But..but...but.... [View All]

[Behind the Aegis]

They are just "concerned" for you! Are you so heartless?! :eyes:

Isn't it interesting that one can murder a gay person because "he may have tried to force himself on me!" But, if I murdered a fundie and claimed "Christian panic defense," I'd be laughed right into the gas chamber?!

Fundie motto: It is OK for me to force my beliefs on you, but if you "do unto me, as I have done unto you," I will scream persecution and smite you as it is my right!

Thankfully, I was raised a Jew. So when they say..."are you sure you are going to Heaven?" I always say "Yep! I am one of the "Chosen People." I am so sorry you have to work so hard!" And, if they happen to be an anti-Semite and bitch about Jews, I always say..."If it weren't for ONE Jew, we wouldn't be having this conversation!" Works every time!

ON EDIT: I forgot a word...I guess I am not so perfect after all!