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DICK CHENEY'S CELLULITE NIGHTMARE
THEY SAY HE WEARS THE PANTS IN THE WHITE HOUSE -- & it's a good thing!

By NED STACK

THIS IS the photograph the White House and Second Lady Lynne Cheney didn't want you to see: Vice President Dick Cheney in a skimpy Speedo swimsuit with his cellulite popping out all over the place.

That's right, cellulite. Cheney is one of a handful of men who are cursed with unsightly and embarrassing "cottage cheese thighs," an affliction that victimizes one in three women over the age of 25 but just one in a million of the guys.

"Honey, he's got it bad," says the disgruntled White House secretary who leaked the explosive photo to Weekly World News after Cheney -- who often hurls epithets at other men on the floor of the U.S. Senate and in church -- told her to "F@#% off, ho," when she asked him for the time as they passed in a hall.

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