Reply #66: Try Consulting Proceedings At The Hague, Dear [View All]

[The Magistrate]

"There was a distinct oder of brimstone. Letters appeared on the paper; all charred brown like Boy Scout secrets in lemon juice:

"'Your services are no longer required in any advocacy for which Hell foots the bill. It ill suits the dignity of that Being who would sooner reign Here than serve in some other place, to risk evading charge by counsel's incompetence. Per the irrevocable clauses of our contract, a suite remains prepared for you, and your occupancy is eagerly awaited. Vile day, worm!

"'Signed:

"Beelzebub, Recording secretary for the Exchequer, and Member for Nether Furnace.'"