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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 08:09 PM
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Fun with Harry Potter's...umm...'wand' (NC-17)
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It's been brought to my attention (thank you bash.org! :D) that by changing 'wand' to 'wang' in many of the Harry Potter passages...hilarity ensues.

A few stellar examples:

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work." "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches."

"Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls."

"Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang. Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip."

" 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang."

Lord have mercy, I am SO going to mod hell for this...but I just couldn't help myself. :evilfrown: :evilgrin:
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