Reply #7: Try this for a comeback.. [View All]

[MiddleRiverRefugee]

If you get a call like this on the weekend, wait till the live operator comes on and say the following:

"Good morning - you have reached the phone of <your name here>. For quality assurance, this call may be monitored by between two and ten individuals will try to imagine what you look like clad nly in your underwear. To continue, please stay on the line, or just hang up while you still have the opportunity. Thank you."