The Gold Standard For Vomitous, Wretched Surprises [View All]

[WilliamPitt]

So I'm in Houston this past week, and tghe plane is coming in, and the announcer says, "We will shortly be landing at the George Bush Intercontinental Airport."

That was bad.

I'm walking down the hall to catch my plane to Austin, and I pass this series of ten floor-to-ceiling panels of Bush, Reagan and the reigning ignorant one. They stretched way down the hall.

That was worse.

Today, I'm in George Bush airport again, and I pass all the picture panels again...and I come across this:



The fellow in the picture is not me; I googled this.

The statue is ten feet of bronzed George Herbert Walker Bush with his coat tossed saucily over his shoulder and his tie frozen in mid-jaunty-flap. I came down the hall and saw it out of the corner of my eye and almost shat on myself.

Unreal.